The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffles rejoiced, for now they had the powers of fire breathing.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But only for thirty seconds at a time after eating Superspicy Curry.

[Lunamor she/her]

They decided that all must try their magical ghost pepper cactus fries so they could be persuaded to make more for them. Unfortunately...

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The magical ghost pepper cactus fries made Them extremely gassy, and nobody wanted to be anywhere near Them.

Edited January 17, 2019 by SarcasticRavens
Smart aleck edit

[Kidpen he/him]

Everybody gave up on trying to maintain any semblance of continuity (again) cause of all the weird capitalization.

[Ink he/him]

1 hour ago, Firerust said:

But only for thirty seconds at a time after eating Superspicy Curry.

EEEEEYYYYY

But Somebody started trying, after all, Sombody was always there to help Everybody along.

[Kidpen he/him]

Somebody was generally a very helpful person.

[Silva]

But not always.

[Lunamor she/her]

Sometimes Somebody would randomly sacrifice people to the ghanderflaffles.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[BitBitio he/him]

But due to unbolded words, Somebody was just average.

[Lunamor she/her]

36 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

But due to unbolded words, Somebody was just average.

Gah!!! I always forget to do that!!!!!

Unfortunately, even the efforts of Somebody were not enough to fix the continuity.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Kidpen he/him]

Somebody tried and tried, but The Continuity just did not want his therapy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Continuity, Somebody, Nobody, and Everybody were all confused; as was Confused!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The Continuity firmly beleived he was sane.

Thus, the world turned into a cube.

Edit: Ninja'd, but it still works...

Edited January 17, 2019 by erbiL ohcnaG

[whattheHoid she/her]

A very poky cube, named cu e.

The 'B' was so silent is was invisible.

 

Edited January 17, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Continuity was confused, as mentioned above.

So was Somebody, and since Continuity and Somebody were now both Confused, Somebody no longer thought that Continuity needed help! Yaaaaaay!

[Lunamor she/her]

You could say that it was... silent but deadly. 

Gah! Ninjaed.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Like a dead mouse.

Get it?

Edited January 17, 2019 by erbiL ohcnaG

[Lunamor she/her]

Continuity was sad, as that mouse had once been his very most bestest friend.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The mouse's name was Geronimo.

[Lunamor she/her]

This was because he was part beaver, and enjoyed chewing poles until they fell over so he could scream “GERONIMO!!!”. He had some issues.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Aluminum Misting]

Geronimo had died tragically when continuity sat on him.

[Lunamor she/her]

Continuity never forgave himself, and vowed to never sit down again.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he forgot

[Lunamor she/her]

And sat on top of an angry ghanderflaffle.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Lunamor