The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

The twins observed Yes and No and discussed who to cheer on.

[+Ark1002]

And then a thermonuke hit THEM.

[Ink he/him]

But the power of spacetime manipulation allowed the thermonuke to hit narrator Ark instead.

[+Sorana she/her]

The twins cheered for the power of spacetime manipulation.

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Ark did not cheer, as he was busy being blown up.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The twins then started to cheer, "Ark! Ark! Stay Alive! If you can't do it, no one can!" The twins weren't the best cheerleaders.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Black Hole, with the power of becoming a black hole and thereby destroying the universe, appeared and turned into a black hole.

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Ark survived, due to the law of intergalactic cheer leading, and sent a thermonuke to hit narrator Ink for his spacetime manipulation.

[+Sorana she/her]

The black hole snatched the twins and pulled them into it's embrace.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But all of this was Irrelevant, because the Bread Monks had arrived to finally deal with the breadmunks.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But Chipmunk ate them both.

[+Sorana she/her]

No and Yes were sad that everybody had forgotten about them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Chipmunk roasted No and Yes and promptly ate them and remembered them forever as a tasty meal.

[BitBitio he/him]

Then he choked and died.

[Ink he/him]

Butt went to eat the chipmunk because he was hungry.

edit: ninja'd

Edited October 22, 2018 by Inklingspren

[BitBitio he/him]

But it was already dead, because I ninja'd you.

[Ink he/him]

You was upset by being ninja'd. He wanted revenge on I.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then, they all realized that 'You was' was bad grammar, and, in light of this, every narrator immediately promised that they would forevermore replace the use of 'irrelevant' with 'unrelevant'.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Since Gancho insisted on the use of the word 'unrelevant,' grammar and sentence structure gone bad fastly. Butt sick chipmunk diesed.

[Ashertliden]

Eventually, the grammar debacle was deemed unrelevant

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then Narrator Firerust broke his promise about the use of the the word because he considered it IRRELEVANT.

[Ink he/him]

Firerust's opinion was deemed unrelevant.

[Apollyon he/him]

The narrator council decided it was best to hold a meeting to vote Narrator Firerust off the island.

Supreme Ruler of the Universe, Apollyon, voted for it.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid humbly called into vote the ban of the word 'unrelevant' as it isn't a word.

[Ink he/him]

Ink added whattheHoid to the vote to be kicked off, because she didn't use unrealavent, which according to everyone else here, was a word