The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Unfortunately, whattheHoid was allergic to that love juice and it made her blind instead.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid woke up and heard the loves of her life, Kaladin and Renarin. They didn't mind she was blind as she is mostly blind now anyways. They went off on their own and made sweet, sweet Stormlight infused love. whattheHoid will return later.

Edited August 24, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Silva]

Silva wondered how long whattheHoid would be gone for. Things would be dull without her directly in the plot.

[Kidpen he/him]

Luckily, the version of whattheHoid that's in the story can be controlled by us too. whattheHoid returned.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Haha! Jokes on you Kid! The real whattheHoid is back from her marriage/honeymoon to Kaladin and Renarin! They've got a couple of Fused to deal with so I sent them some aluminum boxes for traps. Psst...Kid we've been controlling you the whole time! Oh and Severus Snape walks in the room and starts lecturing Butt about the art of Potions. Butt farts.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Boom!"

[Nohadon he/him]

“Bang! Onomatopoeia!”

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Blast! Frotterias!!"

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"LINGUINI!!!!!'

[whattheHoid she/her]

BERTOLLI!!

[BitBitio he/him]

MUFFIN!!!!!!

[Ink he/him]

NGYES!!!!

[BitBitio he/him]

STORMING RUSTING!

[Kidpen he/him]

FRATATATA!

[BitBitio he/him]

STICK GOATS!

[Apollyon he/him]

ETCETERA!

[BitBitio he/him]

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

"CAPS SURE ARE FUN!" YELLED BUTT!

[BitBitio he/him]

Aaaaaaand..... we're done.

[Kidpen he/him]

"NO WE'RE NOT!" YELLED BUTT, REBELLING AGAINST THE NARRATORS!

[BitBitio he/him]

Narrator Bit forced Butt to stop.

[Kidpen he/him]

"YOU AREN'T THE ONLY NARRATOR IN THESE PARTS, PARDNER!"

[BitBitio he/him]

Narrator and Great King @Apollyon forced all of the narrator's aside from himself to no longer do caps, and Butt to silence.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt splintered narrator Bit and ascended 

[Kidpen he/him]

He ascended to the Shard of Mudkip.