The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ink he/him]

He tried to run, but fell.

[Silva]

Luke swung from a hairy vine.

[Kidpen he/him]

These kids started laughing.

[Ink he/him]

Yoda got hit in the neck with a hackysack, wondering where it came from.

[Silva]

Then a chicken-duck-woman-thing appeared and ate them.

[Kidpen he/him]

Yoda was a backpack while Luke ran.

[Silva]

Before they were eaten, that is.

[Kidpen he/him]

They had to change the boards.

[Ink he/him]

And it was just a big cow. Or so Luke thought.

I love how we all just accepted that we are doing the bad lip reading songs.

Edited August 23, 2018 by Inklingspren

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luke ran headfirst into the cow, it turned out to be Butt. When the universe came back to existence, Butt got the wrong body. He could talk though. He was running from a farm. He spat at Luke and Yoda. "Pleased, I am not!" Said Yoda.

 

 

[Kidpen he/him]

24 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

I love how we all just accepted that we are doing the bad lip reading songs.

Is it really that surprising, considering the thread/fandom we are on?

"Teach you some dance moves?" Yoda suddenly asked, to Butt's confusion.

Edit: 1800th post.

Edited August 23, 2018 by Kidpen

[Ink he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Is it really that surprising, considering the thread/fandom we are on?

 

You're right. It isn't.

*plans what strange thing that most people would get to add next*

Luke starts rapping while flying away in his snowspeeder.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt starts mooing and doing a hoe-down dance that devolves into a can-can dance. "Impressed, I am. But do this, can you?" Says Yoda.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then he begins singing.

"What comes next? Time will tell..."

[Snipexe he/him]

Suddenly Snipexe returned! He had a character to defend. The Grandmaster returned in his party ship! Then the Grandmaster pardoned Narrator Silva from lif.......from deleting him from the thread!

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen was upset at the lack of Hamilton in Snipexe's post.

[Silva]

Silva decided she would never be satisfied.

[Rebecca she/her]

And then Rebecca raises a glass to freedom.

I feel like this is just becoming the references thread. But I’m okay with that. I started some myself, after all.

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Rebecca said:

And then Rebecca raises a glass to freedom.

I feel like this is just becoming the references thread. But I’m okay with that. I started some myself, after all.

Best thread all time.

We still bring up irrelevancy, Butt, Ganderflaffle, Brandy, and lots of other stuff sometimes though.

[Silva]

Butt determined that the world had turned upside down. In truth, Neville Longbottom was holding his ankles.

[whattheHoid she/her]

You see Neville was using Butt as a shield. Draco Malfoy kept trying to Serpentine him, but couldn't get through Butt as he was once a Vessel for a Shard. "Wait till my father hears about this Longbottom!! It doesn't matter what universe; he'll be hearing about this!!" Cried Draco.

[Ink he/him]

"Oh shut up Malfoy" Neville says, still behind Butt.

[Silva]

“Service here is pretty lousy,” a cornmunk told them, pulling out a flipphone with no bars.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Neville looked at the cornmunk and shrugged. Draco walked up to the cornmunk and stared at it right in the eyes. "Don't do that! That's real bad!" Exclaimed Butt. The cornmunk slashed Draco's face. "Ahhhh! I'm telling my father on you! He's real important and will have you executed!!" Yelled Draco while holding his hands to his face.

[Silva]

The cornmunk laughed. “None of his silly spells work on me.”