The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ark1002]

Then a small mouse bit Alexius. In the butt. Then he bit Butt.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt sat on the mouse. It got squished something fierce.

[BitBitio he/him]

It got squished irrelevantly.

[whattheHoid she/her]

While the mouse got squished irrelevantly; Butt too got bit irrelevantly.

[BitBitio he/him]

"Look Mom, that man's name is a palindrome!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

"What are you doing here Mom!?" Squeaked the mouse.

[+Sorana she/her]

"I'm checking if you brush your teeth regularly."

[Kidpen he/him]

"Obviously you don't!"

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD incessantly kept bringing up the Doom Rats. A small group of which ran around nearby but unnoticed

Edited August 19, 2018 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mom slapped the mouse for being so irresponsible as to forget to brush his teeth and for hanging out with the vicious group known as Doom Rats. "Gah! You're embarrassing me mom!!" Yelled the mouse. 

Persnickety Blueberry, Dalinar, and Butt all snickered behind their hands.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

They snickered behind Persnickety.

[Kidpen he/him]

Who placed no importance on important details.

[Snipexe he/him]

The Doom Rats threw the Party

[Kidpen he/him]

The Party is a thermonuke.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"This again!!?" Complained the party goers. "At least Dalinar is here to put us back together, literally." They drank lots of ale. Intoxication spren were everywhere.

[Kidpen he/him]

Or were they?

[Snipexe he/him]

Who knows?

[whattheHoid she/her]

What do? 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And why?

[whattheHoid she/her]

These profound questions kept being asked by the sentient Thermonuke. Everyone ignored the questions as they were a. Really drunk, or b. Couldn't hear for the loud music. Shallan and her Lightweaving troupe were in charge of the ambiance, which was getting wilder by the moment.

[BitBitio he/him]

So the thermonuke exploded. Typical.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone was annoyed at the thermonuke now. Including Butt, who was revived if he was dead or freed or whatever cause I can't really go back and check to see where he was last we saw him.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Fortunately, several Doom Rats were in a fallout shelter. They ate some cake and talked about churros

[Kidpen he/him]

Oreo Churros.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dalinar put everyone back together, while some of them survived a little worse for the wear. Those people were trapped in a Steel Bubble created by Wax. Steris just looked down at her list. This scenario was written under number 456. She shook her head ruefully.