The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

Mraize decided he couldn’t stay here any longer, so he left Veil in charge of the Ghoostbloods, while he fled.

[Niteshado he/him]

Veil began to plan..

Edited July 8, 2018 by Niteshado

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

How to throw a surprise birthday party for Mraize.

[Rebecca she/her]

It was all going pretty well, except for one thing; Veil wasn’t sure which piñata she wanted to use.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

The ghanderflaffle pinata, the chull pinata, or the chasmfiend pinata? The chasmfiend pinata would hold the most candy, but the...

[whattheHoid she/her]

...Triple Gemheart pinatas, those lit up pretty colors and there were multiple caverns for candy, so you had more time to bash the pinata. Veil got Lopen and his cousins to cater the rest of the surprise party.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the WTFs all came back as SUPER WTF ZOMBIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Snipexe he/him]

And were immediately destroyed, and were blown off the planet forever.

[Devout Pathian]

All Veil now had to do was get out the invitations to people.  She invited . . . 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mraize's Babsk, Kelsier, a whole crew of Allomancers and Fartomancers, Dalinar Kholin and his large group, as they provided the drinks. A new popular music group called Hoid and the Thunderclasts, Butt Venture and his crew, and of course the rest of the shards. This party was going to be huge. Now where to get some fancy balloons?

[Apollyon he/him]

Turns out that the only place to get the fancy balloons was Threnody. They were sold by a very untrustworthy Shade.

[Devout Pathian]

So Veil created yet another persona for her to use while getting the fancy balloons.

[whattheHoid she/her]

She turned herself into an irresistible Shade with a winning personality. No Shade could resist her charms with her +10 luck. She got to Threnody and started to barter for these fancy, one of a kind balloons.

[Niteshado he/him]

It Sparkled. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Sparkling effect was so intense, it glowed as if it had an inner light. Best of all the Sparkle could be renewed in a highstorm and they never deflated, so long as  they had the teeniest of Sparkle. Veil, as her Shade persona, managed to whittle down the price of 500 Sparkle balloons from 5,000 coins to 1,000 coins. She took the deal.

[BitBitio he/him]

But then the balloon popped.

Edited July 9, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Chaos followed.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And the one remaining WTF survived to make a very successful pizza chain, but that is unimportant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Veil was very displeased that her balloons infused with Sparkle popped but even more so when some narrators use unimportant instead of irrelevant. "But," said Veil, "I suppose that is also irrelevant."

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The the pizza WTF sued ghostbloods for jettisoning her kind into space, but that was also unimportant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Luckily there had been 500 Sparkle Balloons, though so one of them popping left them with 499, and Veil had stolen the instructions and materials to make them. The chaos that followed was that of the one popping balloon popping 4 more, leaving her with 495 (luckily those 4 didn't pop more as well) and everyone/everything in a 500 foot radius getting covered in sparkles that wouldn't come out for months, if ever.

[BitBitio he/him]

But that was all irrelevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

With the Sparkle balloons in hand and music and food ready, it was time to party. First, someone had to kidnap Mraize and make sure he doesn't know where he's going. But where to find such a crafty, sneaky person capable of tricking a former higher up in the Ghostbloods?

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They decided to offer him pizza.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Mraize accepted the pizza and was dragged into the well of asencion which had been turned into an actual well.