The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

Lift chased after Butt, determined to duel him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

he just screamed louder. concrete shattered like glass.

[Apollyon he/him]

The strange scream unfortunately was in surround sound. No one could get away from the piercing shriek. So Butt continued to scream.

[Kidpen he/him]

Loudly.

We're already on thirty (Edit: One ) pages guys! It started less than a month ago! That's a page a day. We can do this.

Edited May 23, 2018 by Kidpen

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt then realized that he could only scream at 194 decibels, the loudest sound possible. 500 quadrillion just wasn't reasonable, much to his dismay.

[Kidpen he/him]

So he made it reasonable.

[Apollyon he/him]

Which was irrelevant.

[Life&Death]

Which, due to the breaking of the laws of physics, a random star a billion light years away exploded, and otherwise had not affect on Butt’s story.

[Apollyon he/him]

Except the fact that it did.

[Kidpen he/him]

But that was irrelevant. 

[Devout Pathian]

Lift ate food as she ran after the screaming Butt, which was really just him farting.

2 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

he just screamed louder. concrete shattered like glass.

This reminds me so much of the end of the Runelords: The Sum of All Men.  When Raj Ahten destroys a castle just by screaming.  One of the best villians ever.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

3 hours ago, Life&Death said:

Which, due to the breaking of the laws of physics, a random star a billion light years away exploded, and otherwise had not affect on Butt’s story.

And so the light prophecy and the dark prophecy came into being.

(And yes, I was looking at the wrong page, but in this thread I don't think it matters.)

[Devout Pathian]

So true Roadwalker.  We can make anything no matter how random or irrelevant fit into the story.

Everyone in Butt’s wake fainted, even Lift.  His farts were just too awesome.

[Apollyon he/him]

So awesome that in a completely disgusting way, Lift ingested the Fartrunner’s flatulence, waking from her faint.

[Devout Pathian]

She then became awesome and slipped after Butt.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

How much stormlight can someone get from a fart? Go figure.

Butt's fartrunning was fast, but Awesome Lift can be faster. They then entered a drift race.

[Apollyon he/him]

It was extremely irrelevant to the story, but anything irrelevant here is, by nature, relevant. All the while, Wyndle was screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

And as in screaming, he was screamin' out the second by second rundown of the race:

"AND THEY ENTER THE NEXT TURN! LIFT SKILLFULLY USING ABRASION TO SLIIIIIIIIDE PAST BUTT, AND COMING OUT IN FRONT! BUT BUTT IS CLOSING IN, HOPING TO BUTT AHEAD FOR THAT FIRST PLACE! AND IF THIS RACE GETS ANY MORE INTENSE, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE!"

[Devout Pathian]

Wyndle proceeded to loose his voice as the race stayed at the same intensity for three days.

[Apollyon he/him]

Because, after all, Fartrunners produce unlimited gas, and Fartrunning gas produces ridiculous amounts of stormlight.

[Devout Pathian]

So on they ran. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And they kept running.

[Apollyon he/him]

Fleet hopped in, because, as everyone knows; Fleet kept running.

[Weedolfin she/her]

Man, I can't believe you guys have stuck with Butt this long. I mostly expected to come here to find a bunch of new random stuff lol... Nice to see some things never change - 

long live Butt Venture!! (Somebody shouted)

[Rebecca she/her]

That person ended up being Uncle Brandy.

[Snipexe he/him]

Brandy had other plans then just screaming like a fan girl, even though he totally was.