The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

"If that's always been your goal, promising to take me and Symbol with you shouldn't be much more difficult. I do warn you, though - the Ennullers hunt down any Narrators outside the Thread."

"no. Im not leaving i still have work here. I wanna get you out. I cant leave. Because the only thing that matters is making sure you and symbol stay alive. Because..." the wind gets a bit stronger as their breath becomes faster. "It doesnt matter."

[Cookie Spren]

@Dragonheir

A sealed envelope appears in front of Rebus, the wax seal still warm.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

"That sounds like a serious issue." 

He speaks in a sympathetic tone, but Ralsei can tell that he's being sarcastic. 

"And these Dark Fountains... they are what make the Dark Worlds?"

"Yes. Ands I do plead you take this seriously! This could end the world!"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yes. Ands I do plead you take this seriously! This could end the world!"

"I assure you, I am being nothing but serious. The end of your world... that would be a tragedy to witness. Might even make it in my top five." 

He says this in a deadpan, but with a twinkle in his eye. 

"Say, that would mean that you have a Dark Fountain here, would it not? Would you mind if I inspect it? I may be able to help with your issue."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

"I assure you, I am being nothing but serious. The end of your world... that would be a tragedy to witness. Might even make it in my top five." 

He says this in a deadpan, but with a twinkle in his eye. 

"Say, that would mean that you have a Dark Fountain here, would it not? Would you mind if I inspect it? I may be able to help with your issue."

"Ah... um... I'm afraid- that-er-um... we should end the tea party here! Um, yes, the tea is cold and the cake is old! Yes!" Ralsei got up to leave, but the door was blocked by a tall figure.

"T TIME??? OVER??? WELL IF T TIME IS OVER, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, FOLKS!!!

IT'S!

T!

V! 

TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tenna came through the door, pushing Ralsei back in. "MIKE! SET UP THE STAGE! WE NOW HAVE ALL FOURRRRR CONTESTANTS!" Suddenly, the walls on the north and west sides fell down, revealing a large stage and roaring crowd. "GET ON THOSE PODIUMS, CONTESTANTS! IT'S ABOUT TO BE A REAL SHOW!!!" Tenna gestured towards the 4 stands. "What did you to to my Castle???" Ralsei pled, before being forced to the first podium.

@NameIess @BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

He pondered this for a moment. 

"What constitutes a dark world?"

"A game show? I'm a rather busy person; I don't really have the time."

"But i need 3 people for it" benji says

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

33 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

"But i need 3 people for it" benji says

"WELL I DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNER WITH FOUR! NOW PUT YOUR NAMES INTO THE SELECTORS, CONTESTANTS, SO THAT WE CAN BEGIN!" Tenna said to a happy crowd. "BUT! YOU ONLY HAVE THREE LETTERS! THE CENSORS MAY HAVE LEFT ME FOR SOMETHING ELSE, BUT I COULDN'T FIND NEW NAME SELECTORS IN TIME! JUST DEAL WITH IT, CONTESTANTS!"

Ralsei selects a name.

"AAAAAAAAAAND WE HAVE OUR ONE-AND-ONLY PRRRRRRRINCE OF THE DARK, RALSEI!!!" Ralsei's name selector flashes to show the letters RAL on the front.

33 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

"But i need 3 people for it" benji says

butter were starting

Edited September 4, 2025 by The Wyver

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Ah... um... I'm afraid- that-er-um... we should end the tea party here! Um, yes, the tea is cold and the cake is old! Yes!" Ralsei got up to leave, but the door was blocked by a tall figure.

"T TIME??? OVER??? WELL IF T TIME IS OVER, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, FOLKS!!!

IT'S!

T!

V! 

TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tenna came through the door, pushing Ralsei back in. "MIKE! SET UP THE STAGE! WE NOW HAVE ALL FOURRRRR CONTESTANTS!" Suddenly, the walls on the north and west sides fell down, revealing a large stage and roaring crowd. "GET ON THOSE PODIUMS, CONTESTANTS! IT'S ABOUT TO BE A REAL SHOW!!!" Tenna gestured towards the 4 stands. "What did you to to my Castle???" Ralsei pled, before being forced to the first podium.

@NameIess @BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

"Of course. It would be rude to give me cold tea." 

He chuckled as Tenna made their announcement. 

"Well, I am rather enjoying the definition and individuality of this place. I suppose I'll play along." 

He strode up to the selector and entered SEC. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

"Of course. It would be rude to give me cold tea." 

He chuckled as Tenna made their announcement. 

"Well, I am rather enjoying the definition and individuality of this place. I suppose I'll play along." 

He strode up to the selector and entered SEC. 

"AAAAAAAAND NOW WE HAVE OUR NEWEST LIGHTNER, SECOND!!!" Tenna announced as Second's Name Selector changed to SEC.

Ralsei just looked glad he didn't have to deal with dark fountains right now.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

That would certainly be interesting... Feel free to do so. 

"I suspect Malevolence - he knows how to read the paper, and someone connected to him has been asking around about the ritual and who would be willing to implement it."

Huh. I might. 

God Killer feels a pulse. It is coming from a door. He suddenly looks incredibly sad. He runs full speed towards said door and gets to it. Just as a piece of magic goes through the door, it is destroyed. And there is no way to get it again. God Killer takes the piece of magic, and consumes it. “He’s… he’s alive…”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

17 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Ow," said Bacon.

Bacon's face grew grim as the story continued. It seemed this was a tale he had heard before.

 

 

Cricket sighed, picking himself up. "Where's the page now?"

On 9/2/2025 at 9:39 PM, NameIess said:

"Perhaps you should do so away from the vault construction in the future?" Malevolence gestured to the smoking ruin that had been the partially completed vault.

"Who do you think the chef was? Him? Well, he was a good cook, I'll admit, but I ran the kitchen most nights. I like to think me being there really cut down on the complaints." The axe make a screeching sound that might have been laughter. "In fact, no one ever complained about my cooking-" It paused for dramatic effect. "-twice."

"Sorry." he nodded. "I can help with that."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I just realized I never posted this. Whoops.

As The Shackled Dream died and The Dragon Fanatic switched hands, Lezterp felt The Great Corrupter dying. He desperately held on to his link, and the power transferred over to him.

[Invested Flautist He/him]

@SpiritOfWrath Do you remember where we were with KeCil?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Both statements are likely true - did you have a point in speaking to me? 

Do you truly think you can become a villain on that level?

I speak to you to help you. Or hinder you. On your journey. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

9 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

Thank you - I've simply had a lot of practice. 

Rebus felt his soul burn and a hairline crack spread through his honor as the crushing sadness flooded his mind. "I know I'm a monster," he murmured. "I'm a terrible person by design." And Rebus rose to one knee, speaking a little louder. "I am ruthless, manipulative, and evil, and I will do anything to get what I want. I want power, importance, a legacy-" Rebus stood up, crackling with lightning. "but I also want to protect those few people I love!" The electricity surrounding Rebus suddenly went out. Betrayal felt a wrenching sensation as all his lightning jumped towards Rebus. The air between them heated up, a crackling hum getting louder and louder as ions flowed from Betrayal into Rebus. And then Rebus outpaced Betrayal, static sparks jumping from both of them as the charge deficit grew. 

Rebus is removing electrons, which means not only is the lighting posing a threat to Betrayal, but also that the environment around both of them is becoming acidic.

“Perhaps you love others. Perhaps you would go to great lengths for them. However, can you truly tell yourself that you deserve their love in return?”

Betrayal gave a small shrug and cut the lighting.

There was a deafening noise and a spear of rock came hurtling at Rebus, breaking the sound barrier as it flew.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

17 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"WELL I DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNER WITH FOUR! NOW PUT YOUR NAMES INTO THE SELECTORS, CONTESTANTS, SO THAT WE CAN BEGIN!" Tenna said to a happy crowd. "BUT! YOU ONLY HAVE THREE LETTERS! THE CENSORS MAY HAVE LEFT ME FOR SOMETHING ELSE, BUT I COULDN'T FIND NEW NAME SELECTORS IN TIME! JUST DEAL WITH IT, CONTESTANTS!"

Ralsei selects a name.

"AAAAAAAAAAND WE HAVE OUR ONE-AND-ONLY PRRRRRRRINCE OF THE DARK, RALSEI!!!" Ralsei's name selector flashes to show the letters RAL on the front.

butter were starting

*Benji puts wee* "IM ready " benji says 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I just realized I never posted this. Whoops.

As The Shackled Dream died and The Dragon Fanatic switched hands, Lezterp felt The Great Corrupter dying. He desperately held on to his link, and the power transferred over to him.

Ye that might have been useful to know earlier. 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

A flash of light illuminates a clearing and a man appears. He's tall and thin and wears a long beige trench coat. He stuffs his hands in his pockets, looks around, then sets off.

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

A flash of light illuminates a clearing and a man appears. He's tall and thin and wears a long beige trench coat. He stuffs his hands in his pockets, looks around, then sets off.

a voice rings around him hello. You are the new one right? 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Hawks said:

a voice rings around him hello. You are the new one right? 

The man tilted his head. "Hello, who are you? Brand new world I'm still getting my bearings."

He is yeah

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

The man tilted his head. "Hello, who are you? Brand new world I'm still getting my bearings."

He is yeah

Ik just getting it for the plot

oh im just someone who can help you get to where you need to be. 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Ik just getting it for the plot

oh im just someone who can help you get to where you need to be. 

"Well then, take me where I need to be," he extended his arms.

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"Well then, take me where I need to be," he extended his arms.

a flasg of light later and he gets transported to a private area 

Toodles 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 hours ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

*Benji puts wee* "IM ready " benji says 

"AAAAND OUR SECOND NEW LIGHTER, uh... wee?" Tenna looked confused as your name chanegr changed  to wee. "WELL! WHATEVER! BRING IT ON FOR WEEEEEEEEE!" The crowd roared anyways.

1 hour ago, SpartanBrigade said:

A flash of light illuminates a clearing and a man appears. He's tall and thin and wears a long beige trench coat. He stuffs his hands in his pockets, looks around, then sets off.

 

50 minutes ago, Hawks said:

a flasg of light later and he gets transported to a private area 

Toodles 

"Hm? Private area? Really?" A person stepped forward.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"AAAAND OUR SECOND NEW LIGHTER, uh... wee?" Tenna looked confused as your name chanegr changed  to wee. "WELL! WHATEVER! BRING IT ON FOR WEEEEEEEEE!" The crowd roared anyways.

 

"Hm? Private area? Really?" A person stepped forward.

no

stop it

go away