The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

Swiq's old body stumbles but he catches himself on his cane. "It'll be al'right young feller... he's up living the high life in the Above! Right?" A nearby nurse nodded nervously. "See! All will be well..."

"i know.. but.. he was all i had. He raised me.. I cant.. I dont knoe hie to live without him." 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

"i know.. but.. he was all i had. He raised me.. I cant.. I dont knoe hie to live without him." 

"You'll learn. It was hard when... when my gran'pah went Above s'well. But... I'll care for you. Just... trust me, will ya'?"

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"You'll learn. It was hard when... when my gran'pah went Above s'well. But... I'll care for you. Just... trust me, will ya'?"

she nods "yeah. Ok swiq. I.. i trust you."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, The Wyver said:

What is Swiqs relation 

Is it like that ardent pair from like TWoK?

"Oh, Via, wouldja go open the door for me? My back's actin' up!"

"What... do you mean, fine? She's been gone for weeks!" Tears started falling out of Ralsei's eyes. "I... I try my best to protect them, but I'm confined to here! Now they've been gone for ages and I can't help them and what if the roaring's happening I can't save them oh... it's all my fault!" Ralsei wept.

Deltarune: Through the Shardverse now sure does exist!

Second frowned. 

"For what reason are you confined here? Look, I... don't usually do this, but I believe I may be able to help."

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, The Wyver said:

Oh. So you like, uh, poison stuff? Cool?" Susie stared at the axe. "So anyways... you want to become my signature weapon or something?"

“Oh fine, if you insist-Wait no!”

The axe vibrated angrily. “You tricked me into this!”

Edited September 3, 2025 by NameIess

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

@Hawks how did my butter melting kill you characters father 

Benji says im back 

oh hi ralsei  

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

11 hours ago, Hawks said:

she nods "yeah. Ok swiq. I.. i trust you."

"Yes... we should go home now, should we, now?"

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Second frowned. 

"For what reason are you confined here? Look, I... don't usually do this, but I believe I may be able to help."

"I... I'm a Darkner. I can't leave the Dark World, b-because..." Ralsei wiped his tears away. "Then I'll become an object. I can only exist in Dark Worlds..."

9 minutes ago, NameIess said:

“Oh fine, if you insist-Wait no!”

The axe vibrated angrily. “You tricked me into this!”

"Uhuh. I'd be willing to ditch this one-" She waved her old ax around"-if I can do Rude Buster with you."

1 minute ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

@Hawks how did my butter melting kill you characters father 

Benji says im back 

oh hi ralsei  

Hawks just love giving his guys trauma

"Hm? O-oh, are um, y-you a new recruit?" She turns to Benji.

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

@Hawks how did my butter melting kill you characters father 

Benji says im back 

oh hi ralsei  

Different plot line butter

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Yes... we should go home now, should we, now?"

"I... I'm a Darkner. I can't leave the Dark World, b-because..." Ralsei wiped his tears away. "Then I'll become an object. I can only exist in Dark Worlds..."

"Uhuh. I'd be willing to ditch this one-" She waved her old ax around"-if I can do Rude Buster with you."

Via sniffles, “yeah can we bury him?”

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yes... we should go home now, should we, now?"

"I... I'm a Darkner. I can't leave the Dark World, b-because..." Ralsei wiped his tears away. "Then I'll become an object. I can only exist in Dark Worlds..."

"Uhuh. I'd be willing to ditch this one-" She waved her old ax around"-if I can do Rude Buster with you."

Hawks just love giving his guys trauma

"Hm? O-oh, are um, y-you a new recruit?" She turns to Benji.

nerp

 

2 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Different plot line butter

 

ok

Edited September 3, 2025 by BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Different plot line butter

Via sniffles, “yeah can we bury him?”

"Yeah... I dunno the process. Back in my day, you just grab it and dunk it und'rground. But now? There's probably some paperwork." Swiq said. "If there is, though, I'll take care of it."

3 minutes ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

uhhh mis missile is in my water bottle for my drink 

ok

Edit: Nerp

"Nerp? Is that your name? A-and, uhm, are you a Recruit?"

Edited September 3, 2025 by The Wyver

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yeah... I dunno the process. Back in my day, you just grab it and dunk it und'rground. But now? There's probably some paperwork." Swiq said. "If there is, though, I'll take care of it."

????????????

 

5 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yeah... I dunno the process. Back in my day, you just grab it and dunk it und'rground. But now? There's probably some paperwork." Swiq said. "If there is, though, I'll take care of it."

"Nerp? Is that your name? A-and, uhm, are you a Recruit?"

nerp is not my name my name is BENJI and nerp is how i say  no

Edited September 3, 2025 by BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

nerp is not my name my name is BENJI and nerp is how i say  no

"Ah... then who are you both?" Ralsei looked at both BENJI and Second. "Are you all... Lightners? Or Darkners? Or..." He trailed off.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

"Im a Darkner and *aaaaa* i did not  see   you second and second are you a Lightner or Darkner" benji says 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

"Im a Darkner and *aaaaa* i did not  see   you second and second are you a Lightner or Darkner" benji says 

Some of the town peek at them, and a angular figure steps forward.

"Mistress, are you well?" He asks

"Yes... just a couple strange things happening, Swatch..." Ralsei replied

"Ah... I see. Would you prefer us to set up the Tea Room, so that things may become if only a bit less... strange?" Swatch glanced at Second and BENJI. 

"Yes. Um, in a minute, I mean." Ralsei said.

Swatch bowed and ran off.

 

[Keke They/he]

20 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Yeah... I dunno the process. Back in my day, you just grab it and dunk it und'rground. But now? There's probably some paperwork." Swiq said. "If there is, though, I'll take care of it."

She nods. “Yeah okay.” 

A nurse walks up. “I do have the paperwork for you to fill out mister”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

She nods. “Yeah okay.” 

A nurse walks up. “I do have the paperwork for you to fill out mister”

"Yeh... alrighty now." He filled out the paperwork properly.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Yeh... alrighty now." He filled out the paperwork properly.

He takes it and nods “ok you can take the body to whatever cemetery and they will help you out.”

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Some of the town peek at them, and a angular figure steps forward.

"Mistress, are you well?" He asks

"Yes... just a couple strange things happening, Swatch..." Ralsei replied

"Ah... I see. Would you prefer us to set up the Tea Room, so that things may become if only a bit less... strange?" Swatch glanced at Second and BENJI. 

"Yes. Um, in a minute, I mean." Ralsei said.

Swatch bowed and ran off.

 

BENJI repliesi "would enjoy  some tea. but i dont know about second tho"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

He takes it and nods “ok you can take the body to whatever cemetery and they will help you out.”

"Yeh." They drove to the conviniently placed graveyard nearby

Remember: This all started because some butter melted

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Yeh." They drove to the conviniently placed graveyard nearby

Remember: This all started because some butter melted

Hey you made the improve plot. I traumatize my characters as a coping mechanism…. Roleplaying in general is my coping mechanism. My characters represent some part of me. Some of my person and brain is bled into them during character creation 

that was conviently near their hometown. 

An old man walked out “hello folks, who do you got?”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

BENJI repliesi "would enjoy  some tea. but i dont know about second tho"

"Y-yes... Oh, and Swatch!"

Swatch turned back. "Yes, Mistress?"

"Would please set up the tea in, the, uh, second floor instead? Just ask if we can use Tenna's room!" Ralsei sai, and Swatch bowed again and went off.

Just now, Hawks said:

Hey you made the improve plot. I traumatize my characters as a coping mechanism…. Roleplaying in general is my coping mechanism. My characters represent some part of me. Some of my person and brain is bled into them during character creation 

that was conviently near their hometown. 

An old man walked out “hello folks, who do you got?”

"We got, mister, uh..." Swiq looked towards Via for a name.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Y-yes... Oh, and Swatch!"

Swatch turned back. "Yes, Mistress?"

"Would please set up the tea in, the, uh, second floor instead? Just ask if we can use Tenna's room!" Ralsei sai, and Swatch bowed again and went off.

"We got, mister, uh..." Swiq looked towards Via for a name.

" what who is tenna im so confused ?" benji asks 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

" what who is tenna im so confused ?" benji asks 

"He's, uh, a Recruit we got from the last Dark World..." Ralsei said. 

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Y-yes... Oh, and Swatch!"

Swatch turned back. "Yes, Mistress?"

"Would please set up the tea in, the, uh, second floor instead? Just ask if we can use Tenna's room!" Ralsei sai, and Swatch bowed again and went off.

"We got, mister, uh..." Swiq looked towards Via for a name.

“Mathew, my grandfather”

insert funeral stuff im not typing cause its class and i dont wanna cry rn

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

“Mathew, my grandfather”

insert funeral stuff im not typing cause its class and i dont wanna cry rn

*Funeral happens/ends*

"Ah, lad, don't worry... it'll be allright..." Swiq ushered Via into the car.