The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

4 hours ago, The Wyver said:

...BUT I HAVE RETURNED!

 

No, neither of them

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Yes this is actually amazing 

"You two... have you seen any, say, mysterious portals or such? Or, even- no, nevermind." The person said.

"No, I don't think  I ever seen a portal or such!" Swiq said. "It'd give this old man somethin' to do though, geh-heh-heh..."

"Ah... um, Swatch might need some time..." Ralsei said "But... you mentioned Susie? Where-where did she go? And Kris?"

 

I don't who any of those people you just mentioned are " said BENJI 

Edited September 3, 2025 by BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

I don't who any of those people you just mentioned are " said BENJI 

"W-well... Kris is a human, and I met them a long time ago when they made this fountain..." CANON!! Ralsei mumbled "And Susie- she's a monster. With some... attitude..." Ralsei finnally smiled a bit.

"Mistress? Tenna has agreed to give up his room for the day, and the table has been set up." Swatch said, returning. 

"Oh! Yes!" Ralsei said, bowing towards Swatch. "Thank you so much! Um, if you all would follow me..." Ralsei led them into the Castle nearby, into the second floor into a door with the words 'TV' on them. A table lay inside with just enough chairs for all of them, with a couple different types of tea and a vanilla cake ion the center. "P-please help yourselves!" Ralsei said, sitting down.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"W-well... Kris is a human, and I met them a long time ago when they made this fountain..." CANON!! Ralsei mumbled "And Susie- she's a monster. With some... attitude..." Ralsei finnally smiled a bit.

"Mistress? Tenna has agreed to give up his room for the day, and the table has been set up." Swatch said, returning. 

"Oh! Yes!" Ralsei said, bowing towards Swatch. "Thank you so much! Um, if you all would follow me..." Ralsei led them into the Castle nearby, into the second floor into a door with the words 'TV' on them. A table lay inside with just enough chairs for all of them, with a couple different types of tea and a vanilla cake ion the center. "P-please help yourselves!" Ralsei said, sitting down.

can I put a name on the name thing " he asked 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

can I put a name on the name thing " he asked 

"Hm?" Ralsei asked, confused.

what do you mean name thing??

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

you know this thing 

Can I put a name in the digital name thing for like a game show ones right their" He says 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

you know this thing 

Can I put a name in the digital name thing for like a game show ones right their" He says 

BUD THIS IS A TEA PARTY

"Uhm... this is a Tea Party, BENJI..." Ralsei said, smiling awkwardly. "We don't have name selectors! Just the one in the corner." 

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

Just now, The Wyver said:

BUD THIS IS A TEA PARTY

"Uhm... this is a Tea Party, BENJI..." Ralsei said, smiling awkwardly. "We don't have name selectors! Just the one in the corner." 

"But I want to put a name in *as he tries to force his way toward it*" he does and says 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

"But I want to put a name in *as he tries to force his way toward it*" he does and says 

"No! I, mean, uh, Tenna doesn't like us using it... it's one of his last objects from the TV world!" Ralsei said. "Besides, he let us use his room, and it wouldn't be nice to touch his things..."

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

*Benji starts annoying you* "But I wannnaaaaaa I wannnnaaaaaaaaa please please let me " Benji says 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

*Benji starts annoying you* "But I wannnaaaaaa I wannnnaaaaaaaaa please please let me " Benji says 

"I'm sorry, BENJI, but only if Tenna lets you! He's down by the TV building, if you want to ask!"

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

*Benji starts running toward tenna* 

"Mr. Tenna please let me use one of you name thingies please Mr. tenna let me" Benji begs Mr. tenna 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

*Benji starts running toward tenna* 

"Mr. Tenna please let me use one of you name thingies please Mr. tenna let me" Benji begs Mr. tenna 

"Oh! Who is this new contestant we have here, Mike?" Tenna said, leaning down at BENJI. "You already know who I am! So what are you here for, little buddy? EPIC rock games? A spot in our ALL NEW show? Just tell me and you can be a BIG SHOT!" 

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

" me and a guy named second want to participate In a game show after Mr. rasie's tea party "

Benji says 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

" me and a guy named second want to participate In a game show after Mr. rasie's tea party "

Benji says 

"Ah! That party that  Swatch, er, asked very politely for me to leave for! Well, just get me, say, two more contestants besides yourself and we can play a real TV time! Just make sure you leave that name-changer in my room alone. We'll need it when the show BEGINS!" Tenna waved his arms around in a large wave.

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Ah! That party that  Swatch, er, asked very politely for me to leave for! Well, just get me, say, two more contestants besides yourself and we can play a real TV time! Just make sure you leave that name-changer in my room alone. We'll need it when the show BEGINS!" Tenna waved his arms around in a large wave.

" what do you mean er, asked very politely for me to leave for that sounded unsure about the polite I wont tell anyone just tell me was it nice or not Mr. tenna" he asks 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

 @NameIess

A voice calls out in reply. "I have thought. I will be one of three, if such is still required."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wyver said:

"W-well... Kris is a human, and I met them a long time ago when they made this fountain..." CANON!! Ralsei mumbled "And Susie- she's a monster. With some... attitude..." Ralsei finnally smiled a bit.

"Mistress? Tenna has agreed to give up his room for the day, and the table has been set up." Swatch said, returning. 

"Oh! Yes!" Ralsei said, bowing towards Swatch. "Thank you so much! Um, if you all would follow me..." Ralsei led them into the Castle nearby, into the second floor into a door with the words 'TV' on them. A table lay inside with just enough chairs for all of them, with a couple different types of tea and a vanilla cake ion the center. "P-please help yourselves!" Ralsei said, sitting down.

Second settles down in a chair and starts sipping on the tea. He watches BENJI's antics with a hint of amusement in his eyes for a bit before speaking. 

"Subversion is right, about you leaving. I believe I can help with that. You are given substance by darkness?" 

@BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS @NameIess

[Keke They/he]

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

*They arrive at the river.* "Alright. Now jump in." The person said, gesturing at the river.

"Oh... are ye sure about this, lad?" Swiq asked, waving his cane at the man. "What's yer name, anyways?"

"My name... well, uh, you can call me Vessel." The person said. "And if you aren't brave enough to jump in, well..." Vessel jumped with a practiced style into the river.

"Well I'll be! You think that lad is gonna be 'll right?" Swiq said, awed.

alright now its your turn to pick a universe for them to arrive in Hawks (TLT)

via jumps in

Wait lemme see rq

@Kansas Stormcursed

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

. You good with axes?" Susie asked

The cat looked at his paws. "Yeaaah sure I am."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS said:

" what do you mean er, asked very politely for me to leave for that sounded unsure about the polite I wont tell anyone just tell me was it nice or not Mr. tenna" he asks 

"Eh... he just was a little, er, forceful about it." Tenna said, his posture growing slightly unsure. "But! Anyways! You'd better be getting back to your tea party, young sir! I don't want to have my room sacrificed for nothing!" Tenna laughed and turned away.

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Second settles down in a chair and starts sipping on the tea. He watches BENJI's antics with a hint of amusement in his eyes for a bit before speaking. 

"Subversion is right, about you leaving. I believe I can help with that. You are given substance by darkness?" 

@BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS @NameIess

"Oh! Yes... the darkned takes my object- in this case, a green crayon- and gives me life! Even if that life is just an illusion, haha..." Ralsei trailed off.

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

via jumps in

Wait lemme see rq

@Kansas Stormcursed

The cat looked at his paws. "Yeaaah sure I am."

"Take this, squirt." She tossed her old axe at the cat.

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Take this, squirt." She tossed her old axe at the cat.

He yelps and scrambles to the side. "That was sarcasm! I dont have hands!! I have paws. I cant hold an axe"

Edited September 3, 2025 by Hawks

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

He yelps and scrambles to the side. "That was sarcasm! I dont have hands!! I have paws. I cant hold an axe"

"You weren't ever paying attention to me, were you? It's an extendable axe. Just extend it to your height, dumb***." Susie sighed. "Aaaaaand of course I cant cuss. Wow."

Edited September 3, 2025 by The Wyver

[Keke They/he]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"You weren't ever paying attention to me, were you? It's an extendable axe. Just extend it to your height, dumb***." Susie sighed. "Aaaaaand of course I cant cuss. Wow."

“I dont have aposible thumbs. How do i hold it??????”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

via jumps in

Wait lemme see rq

@Kansas Stormcursed

The cat looked at his paws. "Yeaaah sure I am."

Ye?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ye?

Can we join your universe

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

“I dont have aposible thumbs. How do i hold it??????”

"I dunno. But you said you could so toughen up."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Can we join your universe

"I dunno. But you said you could so toughen up."

Ha

Hahahahaha

Which one