The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

I own a sword now! This is why I'm not allowed to have money!

that's good. Still doesn't give me a plan on what we are doing. 

“Why don’t we track down those people, see how they are doing?” Pyk said.

@Ookla the Bacon

 I… I just want to help them. And I know I can. 

Edited November 29, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

It's not very effective...

Bacon used The Bacon Dance!

Espeon is confused!

Espeon swung her sword!

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“Why don’t we track down those people, see how they are doing?” Pyk said.

"so we are going to space?" Sounds Sound. sounds really fun!! uh I agree with both of you.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

"so we are going to space?" Sounds Sound. sounds really fun!! uh I agree with both of you.

Pyk laughed. “Only shortly.”

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk laughed. “Only shortly.”

Asher adjusts their mask a bit. "I dont really think that I trust your things... are you sure they wont crash?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

Asher adjusts their mask a bit. "I dont really think that I trust your things... are you sure they wont crash?"

Pyk hesitated. “We don’t need a ship. SI-2, do you have the logs?”

{Yes, they went to one of the empty. prison planets. Pyk… Wriulin was with them.}

”Silver, can you lock in those coordinates? We will be shifting there.”

[I understand. Are you ready to go, Asher?]

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Pyk hesitated. “We don’t need a ship. SI-2, do you have the logs?”

{Yes, they went to one of the empty. prison planets. Pyk… Wriulin was with them.}

”Silver, can you lock in those coordinates? We will be shifting there.”

[I understand. Are you ready to go, Asher?]

"shifting? Is that teleporting? But yes im ready."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA the strange said:

"shifting? Is that teleporting? But yes im ready."

[Yes… in a basic sense. Essentially, to stop the acceleration from killing you, we speed up your time, and make sure that your body can phase, and… it’s complicated.]

Pyk looked at Dint, and offered a hand. “You ready?”

Dint took it, and they all appeared on an alien landscape, with gigantic vines stretching across a land with blue-purple crystals scattered throughout. In the distance, a blood red creature was jumping across the vines, charcoal black Strands extending from it as it hunted.

Not to far from them, a large group of people were heatedly arguing. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

32 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

XD

“They went south. What does it matter? It doesn’t matter anymore.” 

"It matters to Beosta." Cricket said, unsheathing his knife. "Now tell me where exactly."

27 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

"Good, keep him busy." Moni reached into her pack and pulled out an invisibility cloak, vanishing from Perseus's sight.

Perseus grimaced as Atreides slammed into him. His shield splintered and his arm jarred, but he swung his sword anyway, cleaving into Atreides' shoulder, who screamed and pressed his palm against Perseus' chest, which began to sear him. He screamed. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“I think Shoe’s the only person who’s ever cared about me, Tam,” she whispered. 

"That can't be right," Tam replied, worried.

"Your mom seems to have cared for you immensely; and your siblings probably did too."

1 hour ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

Hacob stood behind Hidel, invisible, with his Narrationblade in the form of a hammer. He had it poised above Hidel's head, and was about to bring it down before Shoe and the others walked in. He turned himself visible - besides his arms and Narrationblade, he used an illusion to make his arms appear at his side, and his Narrationblade not visible at all - and nodded to Shoe.

Shoe looked at him, confused.

 

  

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"It matters to Beosta." Cricket said, unsheathing his knife. "Now tell me where exactly."

Careful.

Edited November 29, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"That can't be right," Tam replied, worried.

"Your mom seems to have cared for you immensely; and your siblings probably did too."

Shoe looked at him, confused.

 

  

Careful.

Don't worry. I have this under control. You find out why the Narrator is here, though. I don't trust him.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Don't worry. I have this under control. You find out why the Narrator is here, though. I don't trust him.

I'm pretty sure he just never left.

He looked to Hacob.

Why are you still here?

@Ookla the Arbiter

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I'm pretty sure he just never left.

He looked to Hacob.

Why are you still here?

@Ookla the Arbiter

He was here before? Huh. Cricket spoke again. "Listen. Unless you want to suffer, tell us where they are." Don't worry, I won't actually torture him. I'm just trying to get answers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

44 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

“Why don’t we track down those people, see how they are doing?” Pyk said.

@Ookla the Bacon

 I… I just want to help them. And I know I can. 

Charles folded his arms. How much do you care about helping them?

41 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Espeon is confused!

Espeon swung her sword!

Bacon used Narration!

The sword turned into a pen!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Bacon said:

Charles folded his arms. How much do you care about helping them?

Bacon used Narration!

The sword turned into a pen!

 I… I care! I can’t quantify it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

33 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"It matters to Beosta." Cricket said, unsheathing his knife. "Now tell me where exactly."

“I don’t know,” he replied. 

23 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"That can't be right," Tam replied, worried.

"Your mom seems to have cared for you immensely; and your siblings probably did too."

Shoe looked at him, confused.  

Careful.

“When she was alive, she did. And… for Nethek and the others, there were always more important things. After… after what I did, they never looked at me the same.” 

15 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He was here before? Huh. Cricket spoke again. "Listen. Unless you want to suffer, tell us where they are." Don't worry, I won't actually torture him. I'm just trying to get answers.

“I don’t know,” he repeated. “If they hadn’t run off, I wouldn’t have needed Beosta. The spirits would have traded me my wife’s soul and body for the three of them.” 

[Keke They/he]

46 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

[Yes… in a basic sense. Essentially, to stop the acceleration from killing you, we speed up your time, and make sure that your body can phase, and… it’s complicated.]

Pyk looked at Dint, and offered a hand. “You ready?”

Dint took it, and they all appeared on an alien landscape, with gigantic vines stretching across a land with blue-purple crystals scattered throughout. In the distance, a blood red creature was jumping across the vines, charcoal black Strands extending from it as it hunted.

Not to far from them, a large group of people were heatedly arguing. 

Asher shook their head trying to adjust to it. "Eg hati, at tað er óhugnaligt." They said with a huff.  They looked at dint again eyes almost analyzing him as if he were an object. oi They said he'd be fine kid leave it. I'm just worried, ok.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“When she was alive, she did. And… for Nethek and the others, there were always more important things. After… after what I did, they never looked at me the same.” 

"Ah. I'm sorry."

12 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“I don’t know,” he replied. 

Shoe was becoming very frustrated with his answers.

Ask him if he knows why they went that way.

@Ookla the Irreplaceable

[TwinStorm He/Him]

48 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“I don’t know,” he replied. 

“When she was alive, she did. And… for Nethek and the others, there were always more important things. After… after what I did, they never looked at me the same.” 

“I don’t know,” he repeated. “If they hadn’t run off, I wouldn’t have needed Beosta. The spirits would have traded me my wife’s soul and body for the three of them.” 

33 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Ah. I'm sorry."

Shoe was becoming very frustrated with his answers.

Ask him if he knows why they went that way.

@Ookla the Irreplaceable

"Why south?" he asked.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Bacon used Narration!

The sword turned into a pen!

But it refused.

"I am a sword."

The attack hits! Dealt inf +1 force DMG.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

 I… I care! I can’t quantify it.

Charles tapped his forehead. Can you help people with that poison inside of you?

5 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

But it refused.

"I am a sword."

The attack hits! Dealt inf +1 force DMG.

Bacon refused the sword's refusal! He was hit by a pen shaped like a sword.

Bacon reduced the damage by omega squared.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

51 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Ah. I'm sorry."

Shoe was becoming very frustrated with his answers.

Ask him if he knows why they went that way.

@Ookla the Irreplaceable

She sighed. “Sorry. I probably sound dramatic. Shoe’s just… different. Better.” 

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Why south?" he asked.

“I don’t know. Maybe to live with their aunt. By glory, just leave me alone.” He dropped his head back into his hands. 

Edited November 29, 2024 by oOklA thE shInyYyy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

She sighed. “Sorry. I probably sound dramatic. Shoe’s just… different. Better.” 

"It's alright." She nodded.

"He is a good guy though. A total sweetheart," she grinned.

16 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“I don’t know. Maybe to live with their aunt. By glory, just leave me alone.” He dropped his head back into his hands. 

Okay . . . I guess that's something. Cricket, ask him where their aunt lives.

Edited November 29, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"It's alright." She nodded.

"He is a good guy though. A total sweetheart," she grinned.

Okay . . . I guess that's something. Cricket, ask him where their aunt lives.

She nodded, a faint blush creeping into her face. “Yeah. He’s great.”

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Unintelligible pulled his other revolver out and pointed it at Hacob. Not yet. We need information from him first.

...

invisible Narrationblade.

Hacob looked at Unintelligible, confused.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Which speech does he refer to?

the one where he told the GW he was Platypus.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Don't worry. I have this under control. You find out why the Narrator is here, though. I don't trust him.

Hacob heard this, and was quite offended.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I'm pretty sure he just never left.

He looked to Hacob.

Why are you still here?

@Ookla the Arbiter

I never left.