The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

HELLO WHAT? Wait wait wait- so let me get this straight, Beosta’s dad kills her, and put his wife’s soul in his daughter’s body? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THATS CREEPY?

NO YOU'RE NOT

I HAD A CHAT (sort of) WITH HALY ABOUT IT

IT'S SO CREEPY

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

No . . . the last action post

oh well maybe he just put it in the wrong pocket 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Maybe Shoe just put it in the wrong pocket @Ookla the Inconclusive

grr fine

Shoe checked his other other pocket, and there the soul was.

He glared at Hacob again.

*siiiiigh*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain was happy to shake. "What is your name?"

"I'm B- Bat."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

NO YOU'RE NOT

I HAD A CHAT (sort of) WITH HALY ABOUT IT

IT'S SO CREEPY

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

its fine

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

Sain grinned, then lifted his Notblade, offering it to Bat. "This seems useful. You should have it."

 

Scribe snickers again.

Edited November 28, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Maybe Shoe just put it in the wrong pocket @Ookla the Inconclusive

Not at all. It's supposed to be creepy. 

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

grr fine

Shoe checked his other other pocket, and there the soul was.

He glared at Hacob again.

*siiiiigh*

I was about to say that you could use what you wrote if he just missed the soul the first time he checked his pockets and thought Hacob took it.

[LessName]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

NO YOU'RE NOT

I HAD A CHAT (sort of) WITH HALY ABOUT IT

IT'S SO CREEPY

But it’s like- really creepy- that’s HIS DAUGHTERS BODY, and he’s putting HIS WIFE in it. Because I’m assuming he wants his wife alive. Must I say it more directly-

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

But it’s like- really creepy- that’s HIS DAUGHTERS BODY, and he’s putting HIS WIFE in it. Because I’m assuming he wants his wife alive. Must I say it more directly-

YEAH I KNOW.

*awkward silence*

IT'S BAD.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

But it’s like- really creepy- that’s HIS DAUGHTERS BODY, and he’s putting HIS WIFE in it. Because I’m assuming he wants his wife alive. Must I say it more directly-

Yeah it's weird but I'm not taking extensive criticism today  

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

But it’s like- really creepy- that’s HIS DAUGHTERS BODY, and he’s putting HIS WIFE in it. Because I’m assuming he wants his wife alive. Must I say it more directly-

I don't want to think about it, therefore, I won't.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

NO YOU'RE NOT

I HAD A CHAT (sort of) WITH HALY ABOUT IT

IT'S SO CREEPY

haahahahahahahahAhHahAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhah

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

But it’s like- really creepy- that’s HIS DAUGHTERS BODY, and he’s putting HIS WIFE in it. Because I’m assuming he wants his wife alive. Must I say it more directly-

nope lol

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

I don't want to think about it, therefore, I won't.

THANK YOU. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

A queer sense of trepidation washes over the Espeon... Memories of terrible wars, wars from our side of the 4th wall, wash over him. It seems his author was watching ww2 movies for history class. Poor thing. 

He grips his sword tighter, out of fear, then looks for someone to fight.

[Keke They/he]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sain was happy to shake. "What is your name?"

[Eh... I'd rather not. I don't think either can die.]

Pyk cocked his head, then pulled out a bunch of Adari dust, shoving it into the wounds of the creature.

what they cant die either? Ugh this place sucks i wanna kill something! asher snap out of it dummy please. You are not just gonna kill someone. Cade stop possessing Asher right now!  But we are having fun! Ya know slashing and killing and Asher attack dint gladly. Ha! Asher walked towards dint spinning their knife a bit. “Eg vil bara drepa eitt” they said softly. 

Either the ai can translate if it knows the small languge or they are just clueless as to what they said. 

Spoiler

It’s Faroese. Fyi

 

Edited November 28, 2024 by OOKLA the strange

[LessName]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Yeah it's weird but I'm not taking extensive criticism today  

Well you’re getting it, no more TLT late for you! I sentence you to bed, after the whole Beosta drunk, now this? 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

the Espeon still looks around for something to fight.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, OOKLA the strange said:

what they cant die either? Ugh this place sucks i wanna kill something! asher snap out of it dummy please. You are not just gonna kill someone. Cade stop possessing Asher right now!  But we are having fun! Ya know slashing and killing and Asher attack dint gladly. Ha! Asher walked towards dint spinning their knife a bit. “Eg vil bara drepa eitt” they said softly. 

Either the ai can translate if it knows the small languge or they are just clueless as to what they said. 

 

I SEARCHED THAT UP
NOW IM ON GOVERNMENT WATCHLISTS, HAWKS

*sigh*

Dint is oblivious, and Silver doesn't think he needs to warn them.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

Well you’re getting it, no more TLT late for you! I sentence you to bed, after the whole Beosta drunk, now this? 

Lol, it's literally just sposta be fun 

This is fun  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*cough*

ANYWAY

SHALL WE GET BACK TO THE STORY NOW

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dylsxic said:

Well you’re getting it, no more TLT late for you! I sentence you to bed, after the whole Beosta drunk, now this? 

hey if it makes u uncomfortable, it’s ok to just
not read it

just sayin

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket turned towards the final man, silently crying. Who was he to ruthlessly slaughter them? They hadn't stood a chance. "I'm sorry," he muttered, and raised his blade, bringing it down on him.

The man fell to the ground dead, eyes staring sightlessly. For a moment, all was still in the foggy forest. Then Cricket saw movement out of the corner of his eye. A form rushing towards him from behind with a sword raised, almost within striking range.

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides looked grim. "You do not want this unsheathed." he said, touching the sword at its sheath. "Do you know the tale of how I earned it?" Perseus backed away, looking genuinely disconcerted. "It's forged from the souls of your fallen enemies, longing for vengeance." "And more souls." Atreides interrupted. "Pray I don't unsheathe this and give me the Plotblade."

Moni's face twisted in anger. "I am not going to give the Plotblade of Endings to a monster like you. If you're not going to help us, then leave. I'm not scared by your threats. As terrible as it sounds like you are, I've faced far worse than you and lived to tell the tale."

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"I went to the Dreamsmith, to confirm allegations made against you. There were things that I learned there that I figured could be useful. Also, did you know that like, half your rabbits are still out there? Unchained by whatever you do to them?"

The Wizard nodded wearily. "Those aren't my rabbits- well, they are technically rabbits, but that's not all they are. Perhaps... perhaps I can ask for a forestallment of my judgement until I have them properly contained again?" He glanced at Selppaenip.

@Ookla the Bacon

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The Wizard nodded wearily. "Those aren't my rabbits- well, they are technically rabbits, but that's not all they are. Perhaps... perhaps I can ask for a forestallment of my judgement until I have them properly contained again?" He glanced at Selppaenip.

"Are you ok? You seem more... tired than you did before."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*cough*

ANYWAY

SHALL WE GET BACK TO THE STORY NOW

YES 

ok 

bring her back now 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

The man fell to the ground dead, eyes staring sightlessly. For a moment, all was still in the foggy forest. Then Cricket saw movement out of the corner of his eye. A form rushing towards him from behind with a sword raised, almost within striking range.

Moni's face twisted in anger. "I am not going to give the Plotblade of Endings to a monster like you. If you're not going to help us, then leave. I'm not scared by your threats. As terrible as it sounds like you are, I've faced far worse than you and lived to tell the tale."

The Wizard nodded wearily. "Those aren't my rabbits- well, they are technically rabbits, but that's not all they are. Perhaps... perhaps I can ask for a forestallment of my judgement until I have them properly contained again?" He glanced at Selppaenip.

@Ookla the Bacon

Cricket turned, ducking under the sword and bringing his dagger up. How many more could he fight?

Atreides looked down in anger. "Fool! I. AM. A. GOD!" he screamed. "I've fought giants and dragons, descended into hell and returned. Once, my very name made the gods tremble, so much so I joined them! Defy me, Avatar, and pay the price."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

YES 

ok 

bring her back now 

HALY SAIN JUST GAVE BAT A NOTBLADE (don't ask what it is...)