The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

 

"Ah! I suppose you need a ghost hat, don't you?" Bacon the Bard snapped his fingers and the hat went up in a burst of flame.

“It’s fine. I don’t need one.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha squeaked and scurried up, hoping for a hat. 

Bacon conjured a tiny weasel top hat atop her head.

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

“It’s fine. I don’t need one.”

"Well," said Bacon, inspecting the now faintly transparent hat, "I don't think anyone else can use this one now... are you sure?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

46 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

He’s annoying, Beosta thought. Just like my stupid stoat. 

@Through The Living Glass come back I miss shoeeee

Shoe shuffled over, still sopping wet but not so cold anymore.

He waved to Bacon. Hey again. How's it going?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon conjured a tiny weasel top hat atop her head.

"Well," said Bacon, inspecting the now faintly transparent hat, "I don't think anyone else can use this one now... are you sure?"

Livetha squeaked happily and bounced around. 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe shuffled over, still sopping wet but not so cold anymore.

He waved to Bacon. Hey again. How's it going?

Livetha hopped up and wrapped herself around her neck as a scarf. Beosta glared at her. Traitor. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon conjured a tiny weasel top hat atop her head.

"Well," said Bacon, inspecting the now faintly transparent hat, "I don't think anyone else can use this one now... are you sure?"

Sasha took it and turned it over in her hands. “…I’ll keep it. Thanks.” She smiled. 

A gift. Just like…

She smoothed the hat. It felt soft. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

25 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"OA!" called Nogard from within his donut of muffins. "Over here!"

"Ah! I suppose you need a ghost hat, don't you?" Bacon the Bard snapped his fingers and the hat went up in a burst of flame.

"Got us out of there," said Erif. "To the safest place I know." He gestured around at the forest they had appeared in. 

Selppaenip frowned. "What do you mean, Master? Should we not defend ourselves?"

The Once-Author runs over to Nogard. "What is it?" He kicks a Brave Adventurer away.

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Selppaenip frowned. "What do you mean, Master? Should we not defend ourselves?"

“I mean that you should be careful. Do not assume that you know what the enemy is planning. This is a key aspect of normalcy. You must think deeply to determine the truth of things.”

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu snarled, ignoring the attacks. Her skin healed easily as the claws hit her.

The claws shifted into arms which wrapped around Juli, trying to immobilize her.

3 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

  

"I don't know who you're referring to. Is this another trick of the Brave Advenvturer?"

Great. Just what I needed. To fight another person with weapons that sap magic.

He continued fighting, keeping track of the magic-sapping mace, and trying to avoid interacting with it.

Hacob rolled away from a mace and made room for the Valiant One to join the fight. If he were to fight anyone besides the General, all hope might be lost.

“You’re not one of his? Then you should flee. Flee, before he…” The man trailed off, his eyes glazing over. His chest stopped moving.

Platypus felt something behind him. A presence so vile it almost made him sick.

—

try as Zanzibar might, th General managed to sap as much energy from his weapons as he sapped from hers.

—

The Great Wizard raised his staff, and a stream of invisible rabbits slammed into the Valiant One. The hero’s Blade flashed and the rabbits split around him as he continued his charge towards the Great Wizard. “Traitor!”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

“I mean that you should be careful. Do not assume that you know what the enemy is planning. This is a key aspect of normalcy. You must think deeply to determine the truth of things.”

The claws shifted into arms which wrapped around Juli, trying to immobilize her.

“You’re not one of his? Then you should flee. Flee, before he…” The man trailed off, his eyes glazing over. His chest stopped moving.

Platypus felt something behind him. A presence so vile it almost made him sick.

—

try as Zanzibar might, th General managed to sap as much energy from his weapons as he sapped from hers.

—

The Great Wizard raised his staff, and a stream of invisible rabbits slammed into the Valiant One. The hero’s Blade flashed and the rabbits split around him as he continued his charge towards the Great Wizard. “Traitor!”

Jilu shifted back into her human form, dodging under them and away from the General.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author runs over to Nogard. "What is it?" He kicks a Brave Adventurer away.

"We need to get out of here," said Nogard. "Subversion's been knocked out. Can you portal us free?"

15 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Sasha took it and turned it over in her hands. “…I’ll keep it. Thanks.” She smiled. 

A gift. Just like…

She smoothed the hat. It felt soft. 

A ghostly rabbit peeked out from the hat.

7 minutes ago, NameIess said:

mean that you should be careful. Do not assume that you know what the enemy is planning. This is a key aspect of normalcy. You must think deeply to determine the truth of things.”

Selppaenip nodded slowly. "Truly, there is more to normalcy than I could have ever grasped. Very well. I will follow your lead."

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

A ghostly rabbit peeked out from the hat.

Sasha’s eyes widened in surprise, and then she giggled. “I’ve never seen a real bunny before.” She reached out to carefully stroke its fur. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Kajsa said:

Sasha’s eyes widened in surprise, and then she giggled. “I’ve never seen a real bunny before.” She reached out to carefully stroke its fur. 

The bunny accepted the strokes happily, then froze, suddenly noticing its transparency. It flared at Bacon, who coughed apologetically.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

25 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha squeaked happily and bounced around. 

Livetha hopped up and wrapped herself around her neck as a scarf. Beosta glared at her. Traitor. 

@Through The Living Glass?? Pleaseeeee

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The bunny accepted the strokes happily, then froze, suddenly noticing its transparency. It flared at Bacon, who coughed apologetically.

Sasha turned to the Bard, still petting the creature gently. “…is this your bunny?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"We need to get out of here," said Nogard. "Subversion's been knocked out. Can you portal us free?"

A ghostly rabbit peeked out from the hat.

Selppaenip nodded slowly. "Truly, there is more to normalcy than I could have ever grasped. Very well. I will follow your lead."

The OA nodded, opening a portal to a pocket dimension. "This should get us out. And yes, it's warmer than the last time."

[Immortal Platypus]

16 minutes ago, NameIess said:

“You’re not one of his? Then you should flee. Flee, before he…” The man trailed off, his eyes glazing over. His chest stopped moving.

Platypus felt something behind him. A presence so vile it almost made him sick.

  "Who are you?" he asked, slowly turning around. "And why should I not kill you right now?"

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try as Zanzibar might, th General managed to sap as much energy from his weapons as he sapped from hers.

Zanzibar? 

Fine then. Zanitar blitzed, blades blurring into glowing streams of light. He threw one at the General, then grabbed his other weapon with both hands and struck ferociously at her.

--

Hacob saw Zanitar attacking, and redoubled his efforts. His shield broke as a mace hit it, but he used the opportunity to hit one of the maces on the handle with his Narrationblade. Must. Resist. Narrating. He fought furiously, knowing that once Nogard was gone this would become easier. He could shift them all like Thaidakar had taught Platypus and take them to a more favorable arena.

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The Great Wizard raised his staff, and a stream of invisible rabbits slammed into the Valiant One. The hero’s Blade flashed and the rabbits split around him as he continued his charge towards the Great Wizard. “Traitor!”

Hacob saw the Valiant One charge the Great Wizard and groaned. Now was not the time. A knot of grass twisted around the Valiant One's feet as he ran.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Sasha turned to the Bard, still petting the creature gently. “…is this your bunny?”

"He's er, sort of his own bunny," said Bacon. The bunny in question had taken up position on top of Kajsa's head and was giving him indignant glances. "Er... sorry for burning your house down, Lettuce."

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The OA nodded, opening a portal to a pocket dimension. "This should get us out. And yes, it's warmer than the last time."

Nogard nodded gratefully, floating Subversion through and following after. "Thank you, OA. Sorry for getting in such a mess again..."

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"He's er, sort of his own bunny," said Bacon. The bunny in question had taken up position on top of Kajsa's head and was giving him indignant glances. "Er... sorry for burning your house down, Lettuce."

Nogard nodded gratefully, floating Subversion through and following after. "Thank you, OA. Sorry for getting in such a mess again..."

Seeing Nogard and Subversion go through the portal, Hacob sent a quick message to the OA. Get through there and close that portal. We'll be fine, but only if Nogard can't see us.

@Ancient Elantrian

Edited October 14, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"He's er, sort of his own bunny," said Bacon. The bunny in question had taken up position on top of Kajsa's head and was giving him indignant glances. "Er... sorry for burning your house down, Lettuce."

i’m assuming you meant sasha’s head  

“Lettuce? Is that his name?” Sasha grinned. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

21 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

@Through The Living Glass?? Pleaseeeee

Shoe was surprised by the Stoat.

Hi, he thought, scratching Livetha's head.

Sorry school haha

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

i’m assuming you meant sasha’s head  

“Lettuce? Is that his name?” Sasha grinned. 

...Whoops.

[That is is,] said Lettuce in Rabbit. [By the way, you have a very soft head.]

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

...Whoops.

[That is is,] said Lettuce in Rabbit. [By the way, you have a very soft head.]

lolll  

Sasha carefully removed the bunny from her head and cradled him in her arms. He was so cute.
She didn’t feel so lonely anymore. She grinned at Bacon, then at Lettuce. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe was surprised by the Stoat.

Hi, he thought, scratching Livetha's head.

Sorry school haha

Beosta glared at the stoat. No fair. 

[Not no fair,] Livetha squeaked. [Not no fair at all. Very fair.] She rubbed against Shoe's cheek. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta glared at the stoat. No fair. 

[Not no fair,] Livetha squeaked. [Not no fair at all. Very fair.] She rubbed against Shoe's cheek. 

Shoe sneezed.

It was a very high-pitched sneeze.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe sneezed.

It was a very high-pitched sneeze.

[You should give him your cloak,] Livetha squeaked. 

Beosta glared at her. Why don't you just give him a cloak? 

[If you give him your cloak, I won't turn you into a frog!]

Beosta choked on the injustice and threw her cloak at Shoe. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

[You should give him your cloak,] Livetha squeaked. 

Beosta glared at her. Why don't you just give him a cloak? 

[If you give him your cloak, I won't turn you into a frog!]

Beosta choked on the injustice and threw her cloak at Shoe. 

It hit Shoe in the face before falling into his arms.

He looked at the cloak and raised an eyebrow at Beosta.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass