The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard took on a brave stance and brandished his spear.

Carp, he realized. I don't know how to use this.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu was knocked to the ground, taking a minor wound. She got back up, then threw herself at the rabbit. Mmmhmm… fish… Jilu thought.

Edited September 23, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

Yrank gripped his knuckle duster tightly, cocked back his fist, then connecting it to the body of the enormous rabbit sending it flying, unconscious.

"That costed me one week's worth of energy..." Yrank trailed off as he collapsed to the ground, senseless.

 

(This is kind of how I imagined it)
 

Spoiler

 

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe threw sticky muffins to the ground, trapping the rabbits.

Edited September 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu’s eye twitched as she noticed the mass of undefended meat. Focus, she thought. Screaming, the strange reindeer monster bit into the large rabbit’s face, blinding it. The Lord of the Colour Red snarled, and jumped onto Jilu, savaging her face in return. However, his feet soon get stuck in the muffin, and is unable to harm Jilu. Jilu shifts back into human form, then pulled the rabbit of of her face as it scrambled.

”A souvenir!”

Jilu shoves the Lord of the Colour Red into her pocket, then focused on the giant rabbit.

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard yelled something unintelligible and charged.

[The H]

Yrank, having used up one week's worth of his energy by focusing an enormous punch to the beast, was now slumped on the floor, unconscious.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu turned back into a monster, then charged, in step with Nogard.

[reisleK she/her]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As soon as the words leave Nogard’s mouth, a gigantic Red rabbit bursts towards them. On it, the Lord of the Colour Red rides with a crazed look in his eyes. “You abandoned me. Forgot about me. I will get that GIF, if I must take it from your cold dead hands. Prepare yourselves.”

The mount gave a mighty roar, and charged at them. With this, Jilu shifted into her monster form, and met the attack.

I imaginded something

Aero used the form of the scissors to summon his sword

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Imma wait to attack so as to let xino act, since he began the charge.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe pulled a muffin-shooting RPG (or rocket-propelled muffin), and shot whatever it was that they were fighting.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The wave of attackers swept into the giant rabbit. Nogard poked it with his spear.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu yet again bites into the wabbit, and it roars in pain. It looks to be within an inch of life.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

The Once-Author swung his Authorblade which, as it normally did with things that weren't his characters, went straight through the rabbit doing nothing.

You know those moments when you suddenly realize a weapon that you were given is actually designed in a way that it would develop a point in your character, that was probably designed intentionally to be that way by the person who developed it but their intentions went completely over your head?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The rabbit knew it should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

[The H]

15 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The rabbit knew it should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

I understood that reference

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard blinked. The rabbit was cowering away from them in fear.

"Wait, why were we doing this again?"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Without the Lord of the Colour Red to guide the giant rabbit, it lost focus, then scurried into the forest. Jilu pulled the Lord of the Colour Red out of he pocket, and he immediately spoke. “If you spare-“

The rabbit could not finish its sentence as Jilu but into it, savoring the freshness.

We do it for funzies, of course! Also we were attacked by that there rabbit I ate.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard was slightly perturbed by the munching, but decided not to let it get to him. After all, the volcano was just over there!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Munching. Volcanoes.

The Once-Author thought about taking a vacation. Then he remembered that this was his vacation, and so thought about going home.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Munching. Volcanoes.

The Once-Author thought about taking a vacation. Then he remembered that this was his vacation, and so thought about going home.

"Why so gloomy? We've achieved the next step in our quest! We just need to find where the eye of newts (eyes of newt?) are hidden, and we can be on our way."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Why so gloomy? We've achieved the next step in our quest! We just need to find where the eye of newts (eyes of newt?) are hidden, and we can be on our way."

"This is a whole new level of weird. And I'm also being slowly murdered. Not a very happy life." The Once-Author shrugs. "Someday I'll go back up." He gestures to the sky mystically.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Why so gloomy? We've achieved the next step in our quest! We just need to find where the eye of newts (eyes of newt?) are hidden, and we can be on our way."

eyes of newts. *nods head confidently* 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"This is a whole new level of weird. And I'm also being slowly murdered. Not a very happy life." The Once-Author shrugs. "Someday I'll go back up." He gestures to the sky mystically.

Nogard was still puzzled by this. So he decided to start looking for the stash of newt eyes.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Jilu followed, inspecting the tress and the leaves and the now unconscious body and the meat and the trees and the leaves and the… 

Jilu blinked, then shifted back into human form.

“That was close…”