The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

It was very hot and tended to melt people, on account of being molten rock. This lava was especially hot, however, being superheated by the presence of the mighty DETI. 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 hours ago, Lunamor said:

It was very hot and tended to melt people, on account of being molten rock. This lava was especially hot, however, being superheated by the presence of the mighty DETI. 

It was so hot that it started evaporating.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Miracle was in school at the time, and was very embarrassed when her jean pocket began emitting lava vapour, tripping the fire alarm.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, Faerie Braids said:

Miracle was in school at the time, and was very embarrassed when her jean pocket began emitting lava vapour, tripping the fire alarm.

Miracle caught the attention of her chemistry teacher, an all powerful wizard.

[Lunamor she/her]

Some called her Ms. Frizzle. Her friends called her the Friz. The lawsuits called her dangerously irresponsible.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Some called her Ms. Frizzle. Her friends called her the Friz. The lawsuits called her dangerously irresponsible.

The her friends call her 480-9880-5621 

[Immortal Platypus]

Because the area code was 480, we can clearly deduce that this story happened in Arizona.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

21 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Because the area code was 480, we can clearly deduce that this story happened in Arizona.

480 ain’t Arizona 

[Lunamor she/her]

32 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

480 ain’t Arizona 

It shows up as Arizona on Google for me.

54 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Because the area code was 480, we can clearly deduce that this story happened in Arizona.

A harsh land where your very tires would melt into the ground. A rather appropriate environment for dealing with lava.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

20 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It shows up as Arizona on Google for me.

A harsh land where your very tires would melt into the ground. A rather appropriate environment for dealing with lava.

As much as any place could be, that is.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

29 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It shows up as Arizona on Google for me.

A harsh land where your very tires would melt into the ground. A rather appropriate environment for dealing with lava.

…oh… I need to educate myself on my own state I guess…

Edited January 19, 2024 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Because no place on Earth could truly be prepared for the sheer amount of lava that spewed out of Miracle's pocket on that day. Still, Arizona was better than most.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 minutes ago, Faerie Braids said:

Because no place on Earth could truly be prepared for the sheer amount of lava that spewed out of Miracle's pocket on that day. Still, Arizona was better than most.

Because Arizona was already partially lava as the stone was melting.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Abalador stood, alone, waiting for someone to get him.

[Lunamor she/her]

On 1/18/2024 at 9:24 PM, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Because Arizona was already partially lava as the stone was melting.

Miracle removed the volcano from her pocket dimension. She quickly learned that downtown Phoenix wasn’t the best location for that.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

11 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Miracle removed the volcano from her pocket dimension. She quickly learned that downtown Phoenix wasn’t the best location for that.

So she went to chandler.

[AonEne he/him]

The Narrators mostly didn't know too much about Chandler, so Miracle headed to a generic grocery store. 

[Lunamor she/her]

There, she met Chandler’s cousin, Chanandler Bong. He was unsuccessfully trying to steal the celery from the produce section.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Very unsuccessfully trying to steal celery from the produce section. See, Chanandler Bong had a peculiar curse that caused food in his immediate vicinity to become animate, and, even with his mighty lassoing skills, those celery sticks ran too fast for him to catch. He would have to try stealing some of those watermelons; they looked like they might be slower, and Chanandler was very hungry.

Edited January 21, 2024 by Faerie Braids

[Lunamor she/her]

Miracle was convinced he was the one to help her with her volcano problem.

Miracle was a rather poor judge of character.

[AonEne he/him]

But there were no court orders to be seen, so she stepped forward - and kicked a watermelon toward Chanandler. 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

9 hours ago, AonEne said:

But there were no court orders to be seen, so she stepped forward - and kicked a watermelon toward Chanandler. 

The water melon was actually a pineapple…

[NameIess]

Chanandler tackled the watermelon/pineapple to the ground and thanked Miracle profusely as he struggled to pin the shapeshifting fruit to the ground with an extra-long fork.

Edited January 21, 2024 by NameIess

[Faerie Braids she/her]

The pineapple was disguised as a watermelon in order to spy on the upstart Cult of the Watermelon, which was beginning to threaten the Cult of the Pineapple in its popularity.

Edited January 21, 2024 by Faerie Braids
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[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

27 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Chanandler tackled the watermelon/pineapple to the ground and thanked Miracle profusely as he struggled to pin the shapeshifting fruit to the ground with an extra-long fork.

Hey your back!

The cult of the pineapple waged war if the one of the watermelon