Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: his spirit is now sad, and must wander until he fixes his mistake. Unfortunately there is no fixing mistakes, unless someone somehow manages to form him into a sword or something weird like that
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 his spirit turns into a sword, hoping it works.
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: his spirit turns into a sword, hoping it works. It is flimsy and short, just like Abalador, and maintains his explosive personality, and instability. It will not make a good weapon.
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 sleeper does not remember anyone named abalodor.
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: It is flimsy and short, just like Abalador, and maintains his explosive personality, and instability. It will not make a good weapon. Sleeper turned into the sword, not abalodor 3 hours ago, Nameless* said: The brave adventurer swings his mace towards Sleeper, and a ball of lightning launches from it streaking towards Sleeper's chest. "THAT'S NOT A REASON THAT'S A BELIEF!" "I just told you one. Give me that sword, and I'll help you." "No, Moni wants to stop Darkness. She just doesn't want to kill him." I considered that, but with with the original dead now's the perfect time for someone new to claim the title. "IT IS BOTH! HE TRIED TO SAVE THE THREAD FROM DARKNESS, DO YOU COUNT THAT!?" "No. I don't trust you, of all people with Mordite." "Then what is stopping me from going to her on my own?" 56 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: There is a bounty for Any 2 inklings, Cognition, Desolation, platypus, darkness, Abalador, desolation, sleeper, resolution, and. Desolation. Well, now I'm confused. You put desolation on there 3 times. also, who put Platypus on there? And WHY ISN'T SUBVERSION ON THERE, SHE'S WAY MORE LIKELY TO BE THERE THAN PLATYPUS!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad, just confused.
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Sleeper turned into the sword, not abalodor "IT IS BOTH! HE TRIED TO SAVE THE THREAD FROM DARKNESS, DO YOU COUNT THAT!?" "No. I don't trust you, of all people with Mordite." "Then what is stopping me from going to her on my own?" Well, now I'm confused. You put desolation on there 3 times. also, who put Platypus on there? And WHY ISN'T SUBVERSION ON THERE, SHE'S WAY MORE LIKELY TO BE THERE THAN PLATYPUS!!!!!!!!! I'm not mad, just confused. I'll be honest I forgot Subversion existed to begin with Desolation is like the most hated person on tlt for a while now so he deserves to be there. Platypus has made many enemies.
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Aeoryi said: I'll be honest I forgot Subversion existed to begin with Desolation is like the most hated person on tlt for a while now so he deserves to be there. Platypus has made many enemies. Hear that @Nameless*? Eh, only cause Thaid isn't more active, plus he's currently forgotten, plus people think that he's dead, so it would probably off the board. And, not really. The Inklings hate him for whatever reason, and he and Subsy aren't fans of each other, but not many others are enemies with him.
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: Hear that @Nameless*? Eh, only cause Thaid isn't more active, plus he's currently forgotten, plus people think that he's dead, so it would probably off the board. And, not really. The Inklings hate him for whatever reason, and he and Subsy aren't fans of each other, but not many others are enemies with him. Drilk tried to kill him, platypus tried to threaten Cognition, etc
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: "IT IS BOTH! HE TRIED TO SAVE THE THREAD FROM DARKNESS, DO YOU COUNT THAT!?" "No. I don't trust you, of all people with Mordite." "Then what is stopping me from going to her on my own?" “THAT DOESN’MAKE UP FOR ALL THE EVIL HE DID!” “Oh come on. I promise not to kill you with it.” “You don’t have what it takes to convince her.”
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said: Drilk tried to kill him, platypus tried to threaten Cognition, etc Tried to threaten? *raises an eyebrow* He definitely threatened her, whether she was intimidated or not is unimportant. And Drilk only tried to take the Mordite from him, plus they fought on the same side together, so I don't think he'd put him there. Just now, Nameless* said: “THAT DOESN’MAKE UP FOR ALL THE EVIL HE DID!” “Oh come on. I promise not to kill you with it.” “You don’t have what it takes to convince her.” "NAME 15 EVILS HE DID!" "I don't trust you to not attack me, and accidentally kill me, plus I don't trust you do do anything with it." "And you do?"
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: "NAME 15 EVILS HE DID!" "I don't trust you to not attack me, and accidentally kill me, plus I don't trust you do do anything with it." "And you do?" "FINE! I CAN'T NAME FIFTEEN OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, BUT HERE'S A FEW THINGS HE'S DONE IN RECENT TIMES: HE KILLED NAMELESS, TRIED TO KILL ME, TRIED TO KILL YOU, SENT ROND TO KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, AND GAVE DRILK, A HIGHLY UNSTABLE PERSON, A MORDITE DAGGER." "I promise not to attack you or any of your characters with it." "Of course I do. I know here better than anyone alive. Except maybe Unintelligible, but he and Moni never really interacted that much." Edited September 28, 2023 by Nameless*
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 abalodor walks along, wondering what all this racket is about.
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "FINE! I CAN'T NAME FIFTEEN OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, BUT HERE'S A FEW THINGS HE'S DONE IN RECENT TIMES: HE KILLED NAMELESS, TRIED TO KILL ME, TRIED TO KILL YOU, SENT ROND TO KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, AND GAVE DRILK, A HIGHLY UNSTABLE PERSON, A MORDITE DAGGER." "I promise not to attack you or any of your characters with it." "Of course I do. I know here better than anyone alive. Except maybe Unintelligible, but he and Moni never really interacted that much." "LET'S BE HONEST, NAMELESS DESERVED IT! HE SHOULD STOP COMING BACK TO LIFE! AND HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL ME OR I'D BE DEAD, AND KILLING YOU DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON, I WANT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME! DO YOU HAVE HARD PROOF HE SENT ROND? AND DRILK USED THE DAGGER TO HELP US!" "They're not my characters. And I still don't trust you to have a Mordite blade, you're not going to change my mind." "Ok, what about that makes me believe you that I can't convince her? I think she wants to stop him already, she just needs a nudge." Don't you just love how this would work in-world? Them yelling at each other, then having a rational conversation Edited September 28, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHh" "alright, hows the tea then?"
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: "LET'S BE HONEST, NAMELESS DESERVED IT! HE SHOULD STOP COMING BACK TO LIFE! AND HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL ME OR I'D BE DEAD, AND KILLING YOU DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON, I WANT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME! AND DRILK USED THE DAGGER TO HELP US!" "They're not my characters. And I still don't trust you to have a Mordite blade, you're not going to change my mind." "Ok, what about that makes me believe you that I can't convince her? I think she wants to stop him already, she just needs a nudge." Don't you just love how this would work in-world? Them yelling at each other, then having a rational conversation "OH PLEASE. YOU MEET NAMELESS ONE TIME, AND YOU DECIDE HE DESERVES DEATH? YOU'RE LETTING YOUR HATRED OF ME CLOUD YOUR JUDGEMENT OF HIM! HE DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! AND JUST BECAUSE DRILK DECIDED TO HELP US THIS ONCE, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL HELP US AGAIN. YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME THAT YOU TRUST THIS 'DEATH' PERSON HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!" "So you'd rather go fight Darkness on your own than give me that blade?" "Oh, you think so? Go ahead, try. See if it works." Subversion snaps her fingers and Moni appears, sleeping peacefully in her bed. Not the weirdest conversation on TLT
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Nameless* said: "OH PLEASE. YOU MEET NAMELESS ONE TIME, AND YOU DECIDE HE DESERVES DEATH? YOU'RE LETTING YOUR HATRED OF ME CLOUD YOUR JUDGEMENT OF HIM! HE DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! AND JUST BECAUSE DRILK DECIDED TO HELP US THIS ONCE, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL HELP US AGAIN. YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME THAT YOU TRUST THIS 'DEATH' PERSON HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!" "So you'd rather go fight Darkness on your own than give me that blade?" "Oh, you think so? Go ahead, try. See if it works." Subversion snaps her fingers and Moni appears, sleeping peacefully in her bed. Not the weirdest conversation on TLT "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M JUDGING IT BY, I JUST THINK WHEN ONE DIES, THEY SHOULD STAY DEAD! AND DON'T YOU SAY THAIDAKAR CAME BACK TO LIFE CAUSE HE'S DEAD NOW! AND I DON'T TRUST DEATH, BUT HAS DRILK ACTUALLY TRIED TO HARM US?" "Yes. Easily. 100 times out of 100. I would rather go fight the Witherlord than give you the blade." "Subsy. That's weird. I have a conversation/shouting match to finish with you before I try. For the last time, I'm not giving you the blade." Part of why Platypus doesn't want subversion to have it is because as an Ordered-Light being, pretty much any scratch would kill him.
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M JUDGING IT BY, I JUST THINK WHEN ONE DIES, THEY SHOULD STAY DEAD! AND DON'T YOU SAY THAIDAKAR CAME BACK TO LIFE CAUSE HE'S DEAD NOW! AND I DON'T TRUST DEATH, BUT HAS DRILK ACTUALLY TRIED TO HARM US?" "Yes. Easily. 100 times out of 100. I would rather go fight the Witherlord than give you the blade." "Subsy. That's weird. I have a conversation/shouting match to finish with you before I try. For the last time, I'm not giving you the blade." Part of why Platypus doesn't want subversion to have it is because as an Ordered-Light being, pretty much any scratch would kill him. "NAMELESS STAYED DEAD TOO! HE NEVER CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING KILLED BY MORDITE! AND DRILK TOTALLY TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "Alright fine. How about I help you, and in exchange we set a date at which we'll fight. Winner keeps the Mordite blade." Moni puts a pillow over her head in an attempt to block out the sounds of the argument. Would it?
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 45 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "NAMELESS STAYED DEAD TOO! HE NEVER CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING KILLED BY MORDITE! AND DRILK TOTALLY TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "Alright fine. How about I help you, and in exchange we set a date at which we'll fight. Winner keeps the Mordite blade." Moni puts a pillow over her head in an attempt to block out the sounds of the argument. Would it? "HE LITERALLY DID COME BACK TO LIFE AS THE BRAVE ADVENTURER! AND DRILK DIDN'T NECESSARILY TRY TO KILL ME, JUST TAKE THE MORDITE BLADE!" "Deal, but if you win, you have to keep the conditions you set earlier, that if you have the blade, you don't attack me or any of my Author's characters, and we only fight if your help was useful." Platypus thinks it would. It wouldn't kill him, but it would be a far more grievous wound to him than it would be to someone like Hacob or Subversion.
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: "HE LITERALLY DID COME BACK TO LIFE AS THE BRAVE ADVENTURER! AND DRILK DIDN'T NECESSARILY TRY TO KILL ME, JUST TAKE THE MORDITE BLADE!" "Deal, but if you win, you have to keep the conditions you set earlier, that if you have the blade, you don't attack me or any of my Author's characters, and we only fight if your help was useful." Platypus thinks it would. It wouldn't kill him, but it would be a far more grievous wound to him than it would be to someone like Hacob or Subversion. "HE DIDN'T DIE, MY AUTHOR JUST LIED TO ME AND ALL THE OTHER NARRATOR APPLICANTS AND SAID HE DID SO THAT NO ONE WOULD WONDER WHERE HE WENT! AND DRILK WAS TRYING TO TAKE THE PLOTBLADE AND GIVE IT TO THE ONCE-AUTHOR!" "Deal. I'll help you stop Darkness if you agree to fight me on page 2595. Moni walked over to Platypus and Subversion. "ALL RIGHT FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "HE DIDN'T DIE, MY AUTHOR JUST LIED TO ME AND ALL THE OTHER NARRATOR APPLICANTS AND SAID HE DID SO THAT NO ONE WOULD WONDER WHERE HE WENT! AND DRILK WAS TRYING TO TAKE THE PLOTBLADE AND GIVE IT TO THE ONCE-AUTHOR!" "Deal. I'll help you stop Darkness if you agree to fight me on page 2595. Moni walked over to Platypus and Subversion. "ALL RIGHT FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?" oh yeah, he tried to take the Plotblade. I forgot "THEN HE PRETTY MUCH DID DIE IF NO ONE KNEW HE WAS ALIVE! Wait, was he not a Narrator anymore? AND WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE THING? NO! BUT I HAD MY OWN PLANS!" "2595, huh? I'll fight you on 2600." "I think that's for Subsy to tell you, I don't necessarily want anything from you."
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: oh yeah, he tried to take the Plotblade. I forgot "THEN HE PRETTY MUCH DID DIE IF NO ONE KNEW HE WAS ALIVE! Wait, was he not a Narrator anymore? AND WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE THING? NO! BUT I HAD MY OWN PLANS!" "2595, huh? I'll fight you on 2600." "I think that's for Subsy to tell you, I don't necessarily want anything from you." "THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS DYING ONSCREEN LIKE THAIDAKAR DID! And no, I don't think he was a Narrator anymore. He gave up his powers voluntarily. AND WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A BAD THING IS IRRELEVANT. THE FACT THAT DRILK JUMPED RIGHT TO ATTEMPTED MURDER INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATIONS IS KINDA NOT THE BEHAVIOR YOU SEE IN PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE WITH MORDITE!" "Fine, but we both have to show up on page 2599, just to be sure we don't miss it." Moni glared at Subversion, who shrugged and pointed back to Platypus. "I just wanted you to show him how stubborn you are."
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Nameless* said: "THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS DYING ONSCREEN LIKE THAIDAKAR DID! And no, I don't think he was a Narrator anymore. He gave up his powers voluntarily. AND WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A BAD THING IS IRRELEVANT. THE FACT THAT DRILK JUMPED RIGHT TO ATTEMPTED MURDER INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATIONS IS KINDA NOT THE BEHAVIOR YOU SEE IN PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE WITH MORDITE!" "Fine, but we both have to show up on page 2599, just to be sure we don't miss it." Moni glared at Subversion, who shrugged and pointed back to Platypus. "I just wanted you to show him how stubborn you are." "YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT! AND IT TOTALLY MATTERS IF IT WAS A BAD THING! AND I JUMPED TO COMBAT, NOT HIM, MONI TRIED TO STOP ME, TELL HER MONI! PLUS YOU'RE JUST WRONG, ATTEMPTED MURDER IS ONE OF, IF NOT THE EASIEST WAY TO SOLVE A PROBLEM! IF YOU SUCCEED, PROBLEM SOLVED. IF YOU DON'T, PROBLEM SOLVED! IT'S JUST RATIONAL THINKING!" "Ok. What happens if no one shows up?" "I mean, you brought her here. And if you think Moni is stubborn, then you haven't spent enough time around me."
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: "YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT! AND IT TOTALLY MATTERS IF IT WAS A BAD THING! AND I JUMPED TO COMBAT, NOT HIM, MONI TRIED TO STOP ME, TELL HER MONI! PLUS YOU'RE JUST WRONG, ATTEMPTED MURDER IS ONE OF, IF NOT THE EASIEST WAY TO SOLVE A PROBLEM! IF YOU SUCCEED, PROBLEM SOLVED. IF YOU DON'T, PROBLEM SOLVED! IT'S JUST RATIONAL THINKING!" "Ok. What happens if no one shows up?" "I mean, you brought her here. And if you think Moni is stubborn, then you haven't spent enough time around me." "OKAY THOSE ARE SOME DECENT POINTS, ASIDE FROM THE ONE ABOUT NAMELESS BUT FROM THE LOOK ON MONI'S FACE WE SHOULD STOP BEFORE SHE GETS TOO MAD." "Well, I guess we can still have the fight and just wait until we're both available to show it onscreen." "Oh yeah? Let me ask you a question: How many times do you think Moni's killed someone? She's been around for just over 1,000 pages now. In all that time, how many times do you think she's killed anything?"
Immortal Platypus Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: "OKAY THOSE ARE SOME DECENT POINTS, ASIDE FROM THE ONE ABOUT NAMELESS BUT FROM THE LOOK ON MONI'S FACE WE SHOULD STOP BEFORE SHE GETS TOO MAD." "Well, I guess we can still have the fight and just wait until we're both available to show it onscreen." "Oh yeah? Let me ask you a question: How many times do you think Moni's killed someone? She's been around for just over 1,000 pages now. In all that time, how many times do you think she's killed anything?" "FINE!" "That's probably a good idea." "Depends. Moni, have you always disliked killing? If so," he said, turning to Subversion, "it's zero. If not it's 31."
NameIess Posted September 28, 2023 Posted September 28, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: "FINE!" "That's probably a good idea." "Depends. Moni, have you always disliked killing? If so," he said, turning to Subversion, "it's zero. If not it's 31." "GOOD! GLAD THAT'S OVER." "All right. It's a deal." Moni shrugged. "Not always. For the first ten seconds of my life, I was ambivalent to it."
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