The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Falvan follows Rirrom

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Aeoliae said:

Rirrom runs up to the dude. "Who are you?"

The dark figure's expression falls as Rirrom's arrival spoils the ritual. "You've ruined me! That ritual took weeks to set up, and now all my hard work is gone!"

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

“What were you trying to do?” Falvan asks.

[NameIess]

"It doesn't matter now. The ritual is ruined. I won't be able to set up another one until the next planetary alignment. I might have to wait for centuries." The figure pulled out a scroll and squinted at it. "Or maybe just like half an hour. It's really hard to do astronomical calculations when narrators keep making new planets everywhere."

[Aeoryi she/her]

21 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"It doesn't matter now. The ritual is ruined. I won't be able to set up another one until the next planetary alignment. I might have to wait for centuries." The figure pulled out a scroll and squinted at it. "Or maybe just like half an hour. It's really hard to do astronomical calculations when narrators keep making new planets everywhere."

Rirrom looked up at the sky, then said, "I *Could* make the planets and all that go back, if you told me more about this ritual"

[Tentops]

Hi, I’m new here, I have no clue what you are doing cause I randomly found this website, but I’ll try to catch up! 
 

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Tentops said:

Hi, I’m new here, I have no clue what you are doing cause I randomly found this website, but I’ll try to catch up! 
 

read the first post and that's about all you need to know. The rest you'll pick up in time. Right now we're in a plot arc, but we probably won't be forever

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

4 hours ago, Tentops said:

Hi, I’m new here, I have no clue what you are doing cause I randomly found this website, but I’ll try to catch up! 

Welcome to the shard!

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Aeoliae said:

Rirrom looked up at the sky, then said, "I *Could* make the planets and all that go back, if you told me more about this ritual"

The figure considers Rirrom’s words. “No, that won’t work. If I told you what the ritual was about, you wouldn’t understand.”

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence hands 'the figure' an apple.

[NameIess]

The dark figure took a bite out of the apple. “Thanks.”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"i keep on taking naps, and realizing ive slept for farrrrr too long. help."

[NameIess]

“Sorry, can’t help you. I keep trying to go to sleep and realizing there’s something I have to do first.”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"i just ignore the stuff i need to do"

[NameIess]

“I would, but I’d fail my classes.”

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

54 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The dark figure took a bite out of the apple. “Thanks.”

Sequence gave the figure and odd look. "You weren't supposed to eat it."

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

The figure considers Rirrom’s words. “No, that won’t work. If I told you what the ritual was about, you wouldn’t understand.”

"Are you sure?"

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sequence gave the figure and odd look. "You weren't supposed to eat it."

“What else would I do with an apple?”

7 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

"Are you sure?"

“Yes. If I told you, you’d… let’s just say we’re both better off not knowing.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I attempt to yeet the plot into the trash.

[NameIess]

The plot attempts to resist the yeeting by punching someone in the face.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalodor shouts in pain. "WHAT IN GODS NAME-"

[NameIess]

“Did you know that recent survey of more than fifteen Narrators and characters showed unanimous consent that being punched by plot was likely to grant mystical powers?”

Edited September 5, 2023 by Nameless*

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"BUT IT HURTS THO-"

[NameIess]

“The greater the pain, the greater the power. Potentially.”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"i deal in uncertainties all the time"