The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

"I thought I was clear I had it. Was I not?"

[NameIess]

Subversion coughed. “Rym has the blade of Unity, not Vengeance.”

@The Bookwyrm

[Immortal Platypus]

"I mean, I forget what Blades people have at this point. I think Nerdy has Drama, I have Vengeance, and No One has Analysis and I don't know much more besides that."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"I mean, I forget what Blades people have at this point. I think Nerdy has Drama, I have Vengeance, and No One has Analysis and I don't know much more besides that."

"I have Character," said Spook, stepping out from the shadows. A shadowy figure looked over his shoulder silently.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I have Character," said Spook, stepping out from the shadows. A shadowy figure looked over his shoulder silently.

"So you have Character, Rym has Unity, Sequence has... Suddenly, Pineapples, right?"

[NameIess]

21 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"So you have Character, Rym has Unity, Sequence has... Suddenly, Pineapples, right?"

“Does she? I thought it was Conflict or something.”

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/22/2023 at 1:54 PM, Nameless* said:

“Does she? I thought it was Conflict or something.”

"She might. @Sequence, do you? Does Onyx still have Suddenly, Pineapples then?"

Edited May 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NameIess]

23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"She might. @Sequence, do you? Does Onyx still have Suddenly, Pineapples then?"

"Why do you care about that Plotblade anyways? It's totally useless as far as I know."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"She might. @Sequence, do you? Does Onyx still have Suddenly, Pineapples then?"

A wild Sequence appears. "I have Conflict, and I've never even heard of 'Suddenly, Pineapples'." She said.

Edited May 24, 2023 by Sequence

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

"Why do you care about that Plotblade anyways? It's totally useless as far as I know."

"That's what people think, but think about Analysis. It closes communication, which is seemingly useless, but it also grants extraordinary powers."

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

A wild Sequence appears. "I have Conflict, and I've never even heard of 'Suddenly, Pineapples'." She said.

"You haven't? I guess Onyx still has it."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth murders Onyx and takes “Suddenly, Pineapples”.

Suddenly, pineapples

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

pineapple tuna exists now.

[NameIess]

12 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"That's what people think, but think about Analysis. It closes communication, which is seemingly useless, but it also grants extraordinary powers."

Subversion shook her head. "No, I'm pretty sure Suddenly Pineapples actually gives no powers at all."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“That would make sense.” Everyone said. “A Plotblade called ‘Suddenly, Pineapples’ sounds painfully useless.”

[NameIess]

"Indeed. Doesn't tend to be a very useful phrase."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Suddenly, pinapples," Szeth insisted.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone glared at him. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Suddenly, pinapples!" Szeth threw up his hands in frustration.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/24/2023 at 10:32 AM, Nameless* said:

Subversion shook her head. "No, I'm pretty sure Suddenly Pineapples actually gives no powers at all."

"Probably not powers, but... I just have a feeling about this one. I don't think it's useless, and for such a seemingly useless phrase, it sure gets used a lot here."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Suddenly, pinapples." Szeth nodded sagely.

Edited May 25, 2023 by Szeth_Pancakes

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Nerdy appeared and put the pineapples on pizza.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 5/19/2023 at 2:28 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

"So what are we going to do up here? Or down here. Whatever direction this is."

"We are going to fill it with people."

The inspector sent out a message to several Narrators inviting them to place characters on the new world.

@Sequence @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Nameless* @The Bookwyrm @Szeth_Pancakes @NerdyAarakocra

Edited May 27, 2023 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"We are going to fill it with people."

The inspector sent out a message to several Narrators inviting them to place characters on the new world.

@Sequence @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Nameless* @The Bookwyrm @Szeth_Pancakes @NerdyAarakocra

Subversion got the message and began considering who to send. A new character would be good, of course. An antagonist of some sort would make the new world exciting, keep everyone from being happy all the time.

Meanwhile, the brave adventurer heads towards the new world, drawn by the sense of adventure and novelty that emanates off of it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth sent Hoid. Because why not.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 5/27/2023 at 9:25 PM, Nameless* said:

Subversion got the message and began considering who to send. A new character would be good, of course. An antagonist of some sort would make the new world exciting, keep everyone from being happy all the time.

Meanwhile, the brave adventurer heads towards the new world, drawn by the sense of adventure and novelty that emanates off of it.

On 5/27/2023 at 11:17 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Szeth sent Hoid. Because why not.

The unassuming gateway stood in an unassuming place, guarded by the inspector.

As the brave adventurer and Hoid approached, he held up his hands. "One at a time, please."