The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

had gone extinct. It was quite sad. Mythos made a memorial for them in Everandom City.

Edited December 1, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
spelling mistake.

[Immortal Platypus]

The BREADMUNKS (also known as the Brave Ridiculous Energetic Apathetic Democratic Millionaire Under-achiever Nice King Subjects) memorial was very touching to most, but not

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

to Karen, because she was a Karen.

[Immortal Platypus]

This was hardly shocking.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The citizens of Everandom decided to banish Mythos, as he tried to hard to make plot out of TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos returned swiftly, arguing that this wasn't a plot. More of just a city. Besides, he had been planning on making the city change randomly every hour. to make it less of a plot, of course.

[Immortal Platypus]

I voted to banish @Ookla King Grimm because of his improper grammar but it didn't succeed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos regained his mayorship of Everandom and initiated the changes.

[Immortal Platypus]

@Ookla King Grimm had to repent in order to come back to Everandom.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos started eating the greatest lunch in the world, made up of all his favorite foods. It was just one dish that changed foods every few minutes.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

41 minutes ago, Ookla the platypus said:

@Ookla King Grimm had to repent in order to come back to Everandom.

Ookla King Grimm apologized deeply for offending Ookla the platypus.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook (not book Spook) started wondering if a plot was going to start.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It obviously wasn't, this was TLT.

Nin the Ninja noted this from his nasty nargled nest of negligent and new nemesises.

Edited December 1, 2022 by Ookla the Unknowing

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast took a bite out of the core of the sun.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Plot, the greatest foe of TLT's tlt-ness, arrived.

[Immortal Platypus]

NO!!!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

We proceeded to explode Plot.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Plot blocked the explosion using his giant, dark sword, Vengeance. Plot laughed evilly as he proceeded to make all the heroes in TLT come to fight him in a grand tournament.

[Immortal Platypus]

Plot suddenly exploded.

All in favor?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Almost everyone agreed.

Almost.

Plot was partly still alive because of it. 

His sword, Vengeance, disappeared with a puff of black dust. A big stone appeared with words on it, they were, "the sword to be found... a hero shall die... a plot shall begin... the nameless one shall find more than they bargained for... two ways... one failure..." "..." was put in place of where there were a few scratches in the stone.

[Immortal Platypus]

I scratch into the stone, "There shall be no Plot." Suddenly, all plot vanished from TLT.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Butt Venture did not like this prophesy.

[Immortal Platypus]

THERE IS NO PROPHESY!!!! IT IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The prophesy stayed in existence, it was unbreakable.

[AonEne he/him]

Despite efforts to the contrary, the sword was discovered the very next day.