The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Telrao she/her]

The Hierarchy of Janes thought this was a very devious plan until...

[NameIess]

The Council of Bob informed them that they'd received a zero on their complaint for grossly going against the required format.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And also they questioned the presence of said blue snail.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The Hierarchy of Jane decided to use a different grading metric than the Council of Bob. By grading themselves, they got an A+.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Dennis also stole the blue snail. 

[NameIess]

Then he revealed his darkest secret: he was actually a member of the Council of Bob.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Many died from this and the rest started to talk oddlu.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It only hurt narrator brains.

Which was very good!

[NameIess]

Those dang Narrators

It was good to have some hurt brains.

Give them a taste of their own medicine.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

How did a joke that I started in TPBM get here, exactly?

[NameIess]

What joke is that?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The stupid formatting thing.

[NameIess]

That started in TPBM? Cool.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It's been around for a while, you just brought it up most recently. It had been a while since I had last seen it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I feel new and ignorant, but that is irrelevant as a certain Bob starts screaming loudly. 

[NameIess]

This Bob was Bob #74, and he was very talented at screaming.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

He was screaming because the Hierarchy of Jane had sprung their trap.

[NameIess]

His screams killed anything within ten meters of him.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Of course, everyone but the Bobs had known about the trap before it was sprung.

[NameIess]

So all the villains of TLT knew now was the perfect time to strike, with the Council of Bob and the Heirarchy of Jane distracted.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, they botched it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Somehow, every single one of them had forgotten to put on menacing makeup.

[NameIess]

And so their awesome evil monologues were mistaken for insane rambling and they were all completely ignored.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This annoyed all of the villans.