The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very sad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Their freedom, they had lost. Hivemind, control it had.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The beeheaded things immediately sent out to attack people.

[Ranryu she/her]

People ran away screaming. All he had wanted was a day at the beach.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But of course, such a thing could never be.

[NameIess]

The beach disappeared long ago.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Back when the Beach Boys stole it.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But not just that beach. They had stolen every last one of them.

Edited October 10, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They loved the feel of papyrus sand on their skin.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And crabs pinching their toes.

[NameIess]

Papyrus crabs.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

With papyrus claws.

[NameIess]

And papyrus eyes.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And papyrus Cheerios.

[NameIess]

That last part was the secret to the defeating the crabs once and for all.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

That, and British war horns, which of course made the sound "Cheerio!"

[NameIess]

But nobody knew about that one.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Before they could be defeated, the papyrus crabs became extinct.

[NameIess]

This was because of an ancient evil:

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This ancient evil was named Bob.

[NameIess]

And he was very hungry.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He had outeaten the hungry, hungry caterpillar.

[NameIess]

And then consumed that mighty beast.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Terrifying power it gave Bob. He could now say...

[NameIess]

"BEGONE BE THE CURSE OF YODA-SPEAK! MY POWER WILLS IT SO!"