The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard, rather annoyed stabbed Goomba through the chest with his mordite shortsword.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Goomba was now the most powerful being in the universe.

[NameIess]

Goomba ate the shortsword, growing even more powerful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Rabbit Unmade said:

Goomba was now the most powerful being in the universe.

Except for the fact that he was dead, stabbed by mordite the only thing that could kill him.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Except for the fact that he was dead, stabbed by mordite the only thing that could kill him.

Unfortunately, Wizard had missed the heart, so to speak.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Unfortunately, Wizard had missed the heart, so to speak.

So wizard narrated his brain into solid mordite.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Plus, Goomba COULD NOT DIE!!!

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

So wizard narrated his brain into solid mordite.

Unfortunately for Wizard, Narrators could not Narrate stuff into Mordite, and anyways Goomba's brain was already pretty much made out of Mordite.

Just now, Rabbit Unmade said:

Plus, Goomba COULD NOT DIE!!!

(He thought)

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Just now, Nameless said:

Unfortunately for Wizard, Narrators could not Narrate stuff into Mordite, and anyways Goomba's brain was already pretty much made out of Mordite.

So it just made Goomba smarter.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Unfortunately for Wizard, Narrators could not Narrate stuff into Mordite, and anyways Goomba's brain was already pretty much made out of Mordite.

1 minute ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

So Wizard disappeared from Goomba's sight, using an ancient illusion spell that made Goomba look like Wizard to the witherlord and the witherlord like Wizard to the Goomba, each assuming that that Wizard had killed and replaced his companion.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

So Wizard disappeared from Goomba's sight, using an ancient illusion spell that made Goomba look like Wizard to the witherlord and the witherlord like Wizard to the Goomba, each assuming that that Wizard had killed and replaced his companion.

The Witherlord was not fooled, and he decided to leave and go back to whatever evil plans he had.

[NameIess]

Goomba was, by this point, completely delusional

[Ranryu she/her]

And these delusions gave him power, for he had no idea that he was actually stealing Nameless's shoes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much maniacal cackling. And birthday cake. Plenty of that.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered if there was an insane asylum anywhere that could safely hold Goomba.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

An insane asylum that could safely hold Goomba magically appeared in a place.

That place being inside a black hole.

[NameIess]

So Nameless lured Goomba there with the help of a Narrator who was also a cheeto.

'Help' meaning Nameless threw the Narrator into the black hole, then dived out of the way as Goomba charged gleefully after the poor cheeto.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so the poor Cheeto was forgotten.

[NameIess]

As was Goomba.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so everyone could go back to their normal lives of trying to stop Foe and utterly failing.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This was untrue of the Stormwarden, who didn't care about Foe for the most part.

[NameIess]

And getting dragged into prophecy nonsense.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Random people started bursting into things like coal and beetles.

[NameIess]

This was odd.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And yet perfectly normal.