The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ranryu she/her]

The realm was occupied by Baby groots. It was located off the coast of Portugul. 

I say was, because...

Edited October 2, 2022 by Ranryu

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

…there was an exodus many years ago due to the acidic rain that turned any tree it touched into paper.

[NameIess]

Quite terrible really. Of course, that was all in the distant past. Now the land was once again a peaceful paradise, waiting upon the return of the Baby groots.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A dneeze echoed throughout the realm.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The sea rose, and was sprinkles upon every penny.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The ganderflafles came forth.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And carried away all the s’mores.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But the attack rabbits stole them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The attack rabbits became dinner.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And then things went downhill from there, startin GB with the burning of the jungle.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The attack rabbits did not become dinner, as it was impossible, instead, they ate dinner.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[NameIess]

While inside of a whale.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They were having a la Butt Venture.

[NameIess]

It was interesting, to be sure.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Burg the Grub cried.

[NameIess]

He'd tripped and hurt his nose.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This caused everyone else in existence to cry as well. 

Edited October 3, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

It was very sad.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Indeed.

[NameIess]

Anyways, Nameless was having a very bad day.

[Ranryu she/her]

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Anyways, Nameless was having a very bad day.

Cricket Green ensured that.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Cricket Green had caused Nameless to trip and fall, and then had stolen all of his pineapples.

[Ranryu she/her]

Then Cricket tied Nameless upside down to an angry umbrellaphant. 

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed, reconsidering his life choices.

[Ranryu she/her]

Then a telescope ate him. (The telescope was alive and had a very meaningful and emotional backstory, but no one cares about that)

Edited October 3, 2022 by Ranryu