The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The pineapples were even more displeased.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The show was taken over by pineapples.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And then promptly erased from all existence.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was brought back because Mythos wanted to see all five seasons, "erase it after that, please. I want to see how much of a trainwreck it turns out to be."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Gotcha." The entity who had been doing all the erasing said. Sadly, they misunderstood, and erased it again before Mythos could finish it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos gave up then said to himself, "Rond needs to be destroyed... just like he destroyed my father..." He stood up from the couch and went to the portal chambers in the mansion.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The attempt at starting a plot and a story was foiled by a perfectly timed "Suddenly, Pineapples."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The pineapples had formed an army and was terrorizing the new ghanderflaffle empire. The General was quite upset at this.

[NameIess]

Most of all because she was dead. All but one ghanderflaffle had died a while back, and it hadn’t been her that survived. That honor belonged to…

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bill Nye the Science guy, who was secretly a Ghanderflaffle. That's why he had tolerated all of the "Bill Nye the Russian Spy" nonsense. It was all to hide his true identity.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Nameless was so shocked by this revelation that he accidentally kicked Bill Mye into a pit of alligators.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Bill Nye watched as Bill Mye fell to his death.

[NameIess]

Then he realized that he and Bill Mye shared half a soul.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So he quickly used his soul machine to fix this problem. Unfortunately, this was not very successful.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Soulmover stole the soul and ate it quite happily. it was a fine addition to his collection.

[NameIess]

And thus the luckiest Ghanderflaffle of all time died.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

But he lived! 

[NameIess]

But he died.

[Turtle they/them]

but then he became Ghander The White.

[NameIess]

Then he got run over by a car.

[Turtle they/them]

he bacame a mean girl

[NameIess]

Then he fell off a cliff.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Luckily, he was wearing a parachute.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Then he fell some more.

[NameIess]

Unluckily, it failed.