The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Frustrated

[That1Cellist he/him]

Furious

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Non-human

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Slippery

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Flippery

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Hungry

[That1Cellist he/him]

Waffley

[NameIess]

All of these things and more.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But mostly angry.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, there was no way to tell exactly what percentage angry.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

But it was probably about 71.238104828%.

Edited September 1, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Angry man was hungry for pineapples.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, pine-oranges.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They were wonderful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They attracted a rare species of Bishaten.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

These Bishaten soon developed an unquenchable taste for pine-oranges. They would scour the world looking for them.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But angry man ate all of the Bishanten and the pine-oranges before the Bishanten could get any pine-oranges.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Bishaten mourned the lost of their long lost cousins and declared revenge on angry man.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It made angry man very angry to know someone was opposing him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It also made him happy.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Which broke reality.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet he was still both.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which remade, then re-broke reality.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was an oscilating pattern.