The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All the extra Dawnshards attracted new shards.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This made them angry, so they went and teamed up with angry man.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Angry man took all the shards and became Adonalsium.

This is not the first time someone has become Adonalsium.

Edited August 31, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

This made him not be angry anymore.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And he rewrote the universe as angry.

Edited August 31, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
ninja'ed

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Which broke his very essence. Adonalsium was splintered.

Edit: The ninjas laughed in evil glee.

Edited August 31, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[That1Cellist he/him]

This took all the anger out of him, and he became happy man.

Edit: The ninja's continued laughing.

Edited August 31, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He gave Eof and Esmerelda a late wedding present out of the goodness of his heart.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The ninja's had been practicing to be able to ninja only four narrators, and experienced ones at that.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The ninjas were incredibly skilled. No one knew their secrets, and they were the only ones who could truly foil with the Narrators.

I love how TLT now has an established lore, but it just adds to the utter chaos when we need it to.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Happy man also gave Eof and Esmerelda a early baby shower gift as well.

[NameIess]

And everyone was happy.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This brought a golden age of peace in TLT. Until...

[NameIess]

Until nothing. The golden age of peace lasted forever.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof and Esmerelda ruled in righteousness for all their days, which were infinite, and so peace ruled all.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But this was not the nature of TLT.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And yet it was.

[That1Cellist he/him]

For as long as the currently active narrators could sustain it.

[NameIess]

Which was forever.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a very, very long time.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, Pineapples.

[NameIess]

It was all the ninjas fault.

Edited August 31, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So the ninja's were removed from the era of peace.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But the peace remained, and everyone subsisted on pineapples

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a glorious age.