The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"Sinceeeeeeee...I don't know, but some birds have scaly feet and claws." Lana looked sheepish. "To be fair, I haven't really tried it out."

[NameIess]

A dragon flew overhead, quite unaware of the two arguers beneath it.

[Going_North_cal]

"Classic. Well, you're missing out, because I've got these bad boys."

Calano spread his massive black wings for effect, spreading his arms as well, just to show that black wings were simply better than white wings.

His fingers had talons, and black feathers encased his hand and half of his arm.

"The curse is overrated."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"Woah!" Lana exclaimed. "Since when have you had those?"

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered if he should grow some wings like Calano's. 

[Going_North_cal]

5 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"Woah!" Lana exclaimed. "Since when have you had those?"

"You can thank the curse for these. Well, I already had them, but they were smaller and white. Now they're even better!!!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar finally decided to name his nation, The New Ghander-Pirate-Flaffle Republic of Aflafflidia. AKA, TNGPFRA.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

8 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

"You can thank the curse for these. Well, I already had them, but they were smaller and white. Now they're even better!!!"

"That's incredible!" gushed Lana.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the nation become controlled solely by the Ghanderflaffles, who manipulated the political realm masterfully with their in-depth knowledge of baseball.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cursed, then started sponsoring the new empire by making it look like he had been manipulating the ghanderflaffles to take it over from him, "I don't like ruling anyways," said Thaidakar in a press conference recently. The Undead Pirates decided they wanted to break away, they did so perfectly legally.

[NameIess]

Then they all got eaten by the Urn Dragons, who really hated separatists.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar asked Nameless why he was obsessed with the Urn Dragons.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked Thaidakar why he was so obsessed with making empires.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

… Oof.

[Going_North_cal]

30 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"That's incredible!" gushed Lana.

Calano grinned. Then he realized; what were his parents doing? His smile vanished

"Lana... How are my parents? I know they're the ones who turned me in to the court for my banishment, but... how are they doing?"

Edited August 18, 2022 by CalanoCorvus

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

24 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless asked Thaidakar why he was so obsessed with making empires.

"Burn." 

Thaidakar then started wondering how he should make another religion worshiping snails.

[NameIess]

The answer was no, of course. He really should be worrying about the prophecy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar cursed by his own name, which was odd, but this was Thaidakar. He should have been thinking about that. "hmmm... I wonder if the prophesy was intentionally made unclear so whatever we did was therefore 'part of the prophesy'. hmm..."

[NameIess]

The answer was of course no. The prophecy was very specific, but was simply unrevealed.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym was still unsure about which prophecy they were talking about.

He had also been eavesdropping on Calano and Lana's conversation, though he was trying to do it as politely as possible.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Alcatraz the Popscicle Crab god and current holder of Adonalsium asked Nameless if he wanted to play poker.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to say hello to Rym. He appeared in front of the avatar? in all his glory, glowing with the power of Chaos.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

APCG was not, in fact, an avatar. He was a separate entity with unrevealed history with Thaidakar. Being that he was Thaidakar's brother's son. 

[NameIess]

Nameless was happy to know this, but as he had appeared in front of Rym, it was also somewhat unnecessary. In any case, he exploded Thaidakar's brother to give APCG some good character development.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

APCG then asked Nameless if he was dreaming or if this was actually happening.