The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Going_North_cal]

Calano folded his wings around himself just before he hit the water, shielding himself from the impact.

He sank, and opened his eyes. The small purple bird was singing.

Calano dove after it, grabbed it, and swam to the surface. He surfaced, and used his wings as a buoy.

He held the limp bird, then gently pressed it's chest in a repeating rhythm with two of his fingers.

gotta go.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The purple bird opened its eyes in gratitude, communicating its sincere thanks in a indescribably genuine way.

See ya later!

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

what did he say @The Wandering Wizard

What I said about Ghanderflaffle being gandalf's brother.

Meanwhile Ghanderflaffle had finally defeated all the violent artifacts and falls unconcious afterwards.

Edited August 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, zucchinis.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The Narrators were SHOCKED! Where had the PINEAPPLES gone??

It was time to go on a quest to find the missing fruit.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Suddenly Blueberries!!!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This marked the end of all things. Without the pineapples to save the universe, TLT was surely doomed…

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except for all Eof's property held by F.O.E. incorporated.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Well of course. That existed behind a shield of infinite power, that happened to be not quite infinite, but still powerful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Math made it infinite.

Meanwhile it was discovered that Eof, was a acronymn for Extra ordinary foe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared holding the missing pineapples.

[NameIess]

A group of heroes asked what his demands were.

[Going_North_cal]

3 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

The purple bird opened its eyes in gratitude, communicating its sincere thanks in a indescribably genuine way.

 

"I know you... Why do I know you?" Calano gently asked the bird.

[NameIess]

Calano knew the bird because of backstory stuff.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano wanted an answer from the bird itself, and waited patiently for @Shining Silhouette to respond through the bird.

[NameIess]

The backstory stuff was probably very important and cool, something that could completely redefine the way Calano was seen by everyone around him.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano glared at Nameless. He was venturing farther into a past Calano wasn't ready to share. He'd share it, but now was not the right time.

[NameIess]

Nameless idly considered making himself a backstory. What could he even do that would make sense?

[Going_North_cal]

Calano pointedly ignored Nameless, continuing to stare at the purple plumed bird, who breathed softly in his hands as he floated in the sea.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And Ghanderflaffle was reborn as Ghanderflaffle the Eizard.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to make a potential backstory.

The sea around Calano burned black. The sky was flecked with shards of light, expanding into brilliant explosions before vanishing back into darkness.

[Going_North_cal]

Calano thumped to the hard floor of the void, the bird in his hands.

"Nameless... what are you doing? Who's backstory are you crafting? Yours? Or are you making mine?"

[NameIess]

Nameless stopped Narrating to glance over at Calano. "Well, I was trying to make one that might be mine, but it looks like you got a little sucked into it."

[Going_North_cal]

"Definitely not by choice. Continue. I will watch as it unfolds." Calano turned the bird in his hands, holding it gently, giving it a view of the unfolding story.

[NameIess]

"Right," Nameless turned back to his Narration, eyes glowing. "Where was I again? Ah yes. Burning ocean."

The world was dying. This much was obvious to anyone who had eyes. Bart, however, had no intentions of dying with it.