The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

He glared it to death.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused all of Nameless's soldiers to become very afraid of him, so they all deserted.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard gladly took them all into his army.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar finally gained Wizard's army's loyalty using political maneuvers and well placed influential people. He, wizard's army, his own armies, a few of his avatars who had survived the purge and weren't being brainwashed by Nameless and finally, legions upon legions of giant elite monkey warriors. the monkeys were the best of the best and Thaidakar's best friends and allies. in his past, Thaidakar had been exiled there for a hundred years. in that time he had gained their friendship and trust. he had kept that trust no matter what. it was a monkey oracle who had first told Thaidakar about the time travel path he might have to take.

[NameIess]

Nameless waved cheerfully at Thaidakar. "How' bout we end our little rivalry here and now, eh?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard pulled out his non-canon cannon and shot Thaidakar's last post with it and regained his armies.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled the 'death' dagger out of his cloak, pointing it towards @Thaidakar the Ghostblood. "You ready for this?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he blinked, "perhaps, it depends on the terms, rules and regulations involved."

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out a gigantic scroll filled with rules. "Here, read this."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Lawyer appeared to read the scroll.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar grabbed it and scanned the rules, "I see... so the bunnies aren't allowed because of the incident cfifty years ago?"

[NameIess]

"Actually, they're not allowed because they're one of Moni's favorite animals. You like the three trial format?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"it is an interesting way to set this kind of thing up. the cheese thing is a bit odd though. I do like the sketches in it, it does the witherlord justice."

[NameIess]

"Yeah, well I'm on a dairy-free diet right now. You ready to choose the first trial?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"yes... the first trial should be without any narration. a race across a super lava lake. Lake Nova to be exact."

[NameIess]

"Fine with me. Win condition is first across?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fleet appeared and signed up for the race, just for fun.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So did Nale. It was what Nin had wanted him to do.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm decided to be the referee.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar had a discussion with Bookwyrm about the rules he was setting forth. "-nd remember, no narration powers are allowed under threat of being disqualified."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm nodded. "Sounds good."

[NameIess]

Nameless brewed up a couple speed III potion and put on his Terraspark boots.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar prepared his ultimate bike with various enchantments and metals infused in it. the bike harnessed the speed force perfectly, as it protected the rider while going extremely fast. He also attached arc reactor boosters at the back of the bike and the wheels were prepared to touch super lava as well. He had used an alloy of vibranium and beskar to achieve this. Thaidakar had been a mettalurgist long before he had been a narrator.

[NameIess]

Nameless stretched casually, preparing for his awesome second place finish.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm watched very carefully to make sure none of the tools Thaidakar and Nameless were using had been conjured using illegal narration.

He also asked Thaidakar for a list of Beskar alloys and their recipes out of curiosity, wondering if any of them were Allomantically viable.