The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 16, 2022 Posted June 16, 2022 This created the Krakitrice. The Krakitrice race was prophesied to one day destroy the universe.
Silva Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Members of the Krakitrice race, however, just wanted to stay home and read books
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Meanwhile, Admiral Tarkin created a gravity well.
NameIess Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 This changed the fabric of reality, causing the Krakitrice to become violent warriors
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 "Well that was unexpe-URK." Said Admiral Tarkin as Vader killed him. "YOU FOOL, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Angry Krakitrice began waging a war of complete chaos across the universe. The Selffalfrednahgs, in an attempt to stop them, used their sneezes to blow up the Krakitrice homeworld.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 This resulted in the single remaining Krakitrice absorbing their radiation and turning huge and green.
NameIess Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Which, surprisingly, turned him back into a calm, book-reading, and nonviolent member of society.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 suddenly Hulk started a war against the Krakitrice.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 The Krakitrice converted him to his side and learned how the hulk used his power.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 18, 2022 Posted June 18, 2022 This improved how the Krakitrice learned considerably.
NameIess Posted June 19, 2022 Posted June 19, 2022 The last Krakitrice embarked on a quest to eat every sword in the universe and gain ultimate knowledge.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 The Quarkbeast ate all the swords first, though.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 The swords just passed right through it. "Tis a mighty task, digging through his dung for knowledge." Thought the Krakitrice.
NameIess Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 Unfortunately, the swords were all to digested to count as swords. Fortunately, there were still Narrationblades and the like.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 This started the great Krakitric war against the narrators.
NameIess Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 Which really wasn't all that great. There was only one Krakatrice, after all, and Narrators were immortal.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 Their swords, however, were not.
NameIess Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 And the sole Krakatrice loved the taste of Narrativium in the morning.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 suddenly a war started in the country of Davidsmeer. noone knew if it was Davids-meer or David-smeer.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 They unfortunately attracted the Krakatrice to a overabundance of swords.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 (edited) The Krakatrice put this knowledge into use to cure its stomach ache. Edited June 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
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