The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Because nothing overly exciting had happened in a while, a horde of Selffalfrednahgs sneezed simultaneously.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 "Ah scud." Said the cabbage man as his planet and himself exploded.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 The relatives of the dead Selffalfrednahgs were very, very sad, and angry. Especially because the two species had just been in an alliance. The Selffalfrednahgs hired a consultant.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 a floating can of worms attacked.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 This can of worms was eaten by Found the Kitten, who hadn't appeared in a while.
NameIess Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 The Ghanderflaffles killed the consultant too. Then they captured the remaining Selffalfrednahgs and brought them to a super secure lab on a planet where it was impossible to sneeze.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: The Ghanderflaffles killed the consultant too. Then they captured the remaining Selffalfrednahgs and brought them to a super secure lab on a planet where it was impossible to sneeze. suddenly a million feathers and cat scratchers appeared.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 The consultant was rather annoyed by this and refused to die.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Bookwyrm, who had created the Selffalfrednahgs and was somewhat fond of them, freed a small group of them and took them to a secluded moon orbiting a distant gas giant.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Nameless said: "Guess so." The mime disappeared and reappeared later with a chunk of Narrativium about the size of a head.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 This was a tropical moon. Bookwyrm taught the Selffalfrednahgs there to control their sneezes. They were soon able to sneeze on command, and then direct the energy where they wanted to destroy only the planets that they wanted to. They could also now sneeze without blowing up a planet.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Minds was very angry about this. But instead of hiring a consultant like everyone thought he would, Minds began coming up with an evil plan to get back at these now very skilled Selffalfrednahgs.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 a giant saddle waked Butt in the face.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Butt less was mad at the saddle and so he burned it.
NameIess Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, The Bookwyrm said: Bookwyrm, who had created the Selffalfrednahgs and was somewhat fond of them, freed a small group of them and took them to a secluded moon orbiting a distant gas giant. The Ghanderflaffles formed a quarantine around the moon after pumping in a hundred trillion tons of anti-sneezing gas. 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: The mime disappeared and reappeared later with a chunk of Narrativium about the size of a head. Nameless nodded gratefully. "Thanks." He held up his medallion, putting a hand on the Narrativium. "Alright. Bring order to Chaos. Easy." He focused, and the medallion started glowing. "Order... to... Chaos." The Narrativium started glowing, color rapidly shifting. "Order... Chaos. " The colors focused, changes slowing. Nameless' eyes glowed bright white, and he gasped suddenly, staring at the medallion in horror. "Order." He dropped the medallion as if burned, glow instantly going out, and stumbled back away from it, terrified.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: The Ghanderflaffles formed a quarantine around the moon after pumping in a hundred trillion tons of anti-sneezing gas. Nameless nodded gratefully. "Thanks." He held up his medallion, putting a hand on the Narrativium. "Alright. Bring order to Chaos. Easy." He focused, and the medallion started glowing. "Order... to... Chaos." The Narrativium started glowing, color rapidly shifting. "Order... Chaos. " The colors focused, changes slowing. Nameless' eyes glowed bright white, and he gasped suddenly, staring at the medallion in horror. "Order." He dropped the medallion as if burned, glow instantly going out, and stumbled back away from it, terrified. Shadow watched, interested.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: The Ghanderflaffles formed a quarantine around the moon after pumping in a hundred trillion tons of anti-sneezing gas. The Selffalfrednahgs got on a spaceship with a hyperdrive taynix and teleported away. With the ability to control their sneezes, the universe was a little bit safer. Bookwyrm was getting confused with two people named Butt running around the thread, so he changed Butt Less's name to Ttub Less, and kept Butt Venture's name Butt Venture.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Wizard changed Ttub Less back to Butt less as it was more funny that way.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 As Butt less exploded he yelled. "I'll be back! I'll always come back!" 1
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 10, 2022 Posted June 10, 2022 Butt Venture was confused at all the other Butt's and so had wished upon the triforce to rid the world of all other Butts.
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