The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Because Jar Jar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar stole the spike and drained it of his power, regaining it and then killing someone named Enemy. Enemy was an offscreen villain.

[NameIess]

Enemy was almost as dastardly as EoF.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jar Jar became a powerful sith lord and...

[NameIess]

Got murdered by a evil monster.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jar Jar came back as a clone as he was really a sith heretic.

[NameIess]

But the evil monster had attained a taste for Jar Jar blood, and it ate him again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jar Jar came back again and enslaved the evil monster to his will.

[NameIess]

Then EoF killed him permanently.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

EoF yelled, "I'm back! Did you miss me. HAHAHAHA!"

[NameIess]

But no one heard him.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was because EoF was floating in space, where there is no air to carry sound waves.

[NameIess]

All part of the plan

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was temporarily thrown off by Nameless's weird formatting choice.

Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

All part of EoF's master plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This plan included the cabbage nation,...

[NameIess]

Or rather the destruction of the cabbage nation

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And the fact that the cabbages were cultivating a pollen that the Selffalfrednahgs were severely allergic to.

And seeing that Selffalfrednahg sneezes destroy planets...

Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[NameIess]

The poor cabbage empire exploded instantly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This destroyed the entire cosmos as all plant life had been replaced by cabbages.

[NameIess]

But then a nearby Narrator recreated it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused the cabbage man to scream:

"NO!!!! MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Louder than he had ever screamed it before.

Edited June 9, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. Again.

[NameIess]

But the cabbage man quickly died of cabbage withdrawal.

Edited June 9, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He then screamed it even louder

"NOT MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He then whispered "oh their back, sorry about that."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, a pineapple grew in a place that the cabbages had missed.