The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Until Link pulled out his Master Rod, of course. Ganon fled in terror before this horrifying new weapon. Link charged after the dark lord, wielding the greatest fishing rod ever created.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just for fun, Bookwyrm narrated Ganon so he was a fish instead of a pig.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

a giant pig named KING THALLEOUS! came and killed Ganon and Link.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt now had to face KING THALLEOUS! and ?izard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt resurrected Link to help. Meanwhile Bookwyrm was still stuck on the first trial. All he had to do was...

[NameIess]

Kill a chicken.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the chicken was no ordinary chicken however, it was a chicken made of Nameless' guts.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This grossed Bookwyrm out.

[NameIess]

So much so that he kept throwing up while trying to stealth kill the chicken.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm narrated himself to stop throwing up. He decided to engulf the chicken in flames instead of stabbing it with his Narrationblade.

[NameIess]

This caused the disgusting smell emanating from the chicken to spread everywhere.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm teleported away.

Meanwhile, Butt was not doing well in his fight against ?izard and KING THALLEOUS!.

[NameIess]

Link was doing amazing though. He and Zelda were performing the ultimate combo on ?izard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They had learned the technique from a message from mario and luigi. By way of a holocron in Butt's pocket that had all the attack pieces to use the ZEEKEEPER attack.

[NameIess]

After finishing off the evil whatever ?izard was in dramatic style, Link and Zelda dashed over to help Butt.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

?izard returned to his ? box. This box was taken by Wizard for safekeeping.

Edited June 2, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Where it was immediately stolen by a rogue Ghanderflaffle name Jimaetheus the forty-third.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jimaetheus was smitten by Wizard and Wizard hid the box in plain sight.

[NameIess]

Jimaetheus asked Wizard if he would go on a date with her, stealing the box again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jimaetheus promptly turned into a pile of radioactive sludge. "Not right now," replied Wizard.

[NameIess]

This insult caused Jimaetheus' entire family to declare a feud on Wizard. And, as we all know, Ghanderflaffles consider themselves to be one giant family, so Wizard was in big trouble.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The wizard that did the evil actions was a escaped ? disguised as Wizard.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the Ghanderflaffles didn't know this. Additionally, it was Shakespeare appreciation year. Hilarity ensued.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Whilst thou done this to me" cried Wizard. Wizard remembers what Thaidakar does and plays a Uno reverse. However...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Uno Reverse was messed up by a fluctuation in TLT, making it so instead of moving back in time, Wizard was temporarily thrust through time many times faster than normal, putting him in what was effectively a cadmium bubble.