The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"We have come. We will become. What we were. As We Command! REUNITE!" The six skiens raised their arms and pointed towards the center of the circle, an instant before dissolving into pillars of energy. The energy formed flowing lines the wove together in the center, forming a Human body. There was one last pulse, accompanied by a burst of blinding light, then everything stilled.

[NameIess]

Except for the crying. That still continued in full force.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Except for the crying. That still continued in full force.

It had paused for a moment, because it was so far away.

Edited May 17, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Except for the crying. That still continued in full force.

The crying of the common people slowly died down though. Sequence's three Cosmic entities would have to manually be stopped.

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

It had paused for a moment, because it was so fat away.

The loudest three contributors soon started again.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm narrated himself over to Fuzzy.

"Hello," he said. "The pulses have stopped now. You can stop crying."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The skiens have formed a body this should be intersting, thinks WIzard.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm narrated himself over to Fuzzy.

"Hello," he said. "The pulses have stopped now. You can stop crying."

Fuzzy continued to cry. "I- can't!" She said in-between sobs.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm frowned. 

Uh oh, he thought to himself.

"Why can't you stop crying?" asked Bookwyrm.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm frowned. 

Uh oh, he thought to himself.

"Why can't you stop crying?" asked Bookwyrm.

"I DON'T KNOOOOWW!!!" Fuzzy wailed. "I-I feel f-fine, but- I just can't- stop crying!"

Edited May 17, 2022 by Sequence

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm tried to narrate the fabric of TLT to make it so Fuzzy wasn't crying.

Ahem.

Fuzzy stopped crying.

(Did it work?)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm tried to narrate the fabric of TLT to make it so Fuzzy wasn't crying.

Ahem.

Fuzzy stopped crying.

(Did it work?)

Fuzzy did indeed stop crying, but only for a second. She almost immediately started crying again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard teleported over to everybody to ask them to stop crying.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, everybody had already stopped crying. Everybody except Fuzzy, Everyone, and one other entity.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard teleported over to Everyone to ask them to stop crying.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone, who was sobbing very out of character, gave Wizard a dirty look.

[NameIess]

Rep appeared and stabbed Everyone with the Nullite sword.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Your tears are flooding the cosmere and freezing hospitable gaps between planets. Roshar and Scadrial have gone to war over who controls the gaps, so could you kindly stop crying," asked Wizard as he stopped the sword.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Rep appeared and stabbed Everyone with the Nullite sword.

 

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Your tears are flooding the cosmere and freezing hospitable gaps between planets. Roshar and Scadrial have gone to war over who controls the gaps, so could you kindly stop crying," asked Wizard as he stopped the sword.

Everyone glared at both of them hatefully. "B-believe me when- I say, 'I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M CRYING, OR HOW TO STOP!'"

Edited May 17, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Very well," Wizard leaves to supervise the war.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Everyone glared at both of them hatefully. "B-believe me when- I say, 'I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M CRYING, OR HOW TO STOP!'"

Rep swung the sword towards Everyone again. “This’ll stop the noise, at least.”

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Rep swung the sword towards Everyone again. “This’ll stop the noise, at least.”

Everyone caught the sword midair. D̶͖̀̍͋O̷̬͐̾̐N̴̡͚͍͐̔Ť̷̛͓̙̘̊͝.̶̜͈̼̤̅ ̵͈́̿͝Y̸͖͝O̸̭̅U̶͍̘͗͂̕̚.̴̗̪̰̑͆̌̏ ̸͈̰͎̆̃̊̓D̷̬̎A̷̧̞͇͂͌̓Ŕ̴̢̠͛È̷̢̙̏́.̴̢̛́̑͘

[NameIess]

Just now, Sequence said:

Everyone caught the sword midair. D̶͖̀̍͋O̷̬͐̾̐N̴̡͚͍͐̔Ť̷̛͓̙̘̊͝.̶̜͈̼̤̅ ̵͈́̿͝Y̸͖͝O̸̭̅U̶͍̘͗͂̕̚.̴̗̪̰̑͆̌̏ ̸͈̰͎̆̃̊̓D̷̬̎A̷̧̞͇͂͌̓Ŕ̴̢̠͛È̷̢̙̏́.̴̢̛́̑͘

As soon as the sword made contact with Everyone, the noise of their crying completely vanished.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard starts juggling the nukes that Scadrial and Roshar launched at each other.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

As soon as the sword made contact with Everyone, the noise of their crying completely vanished.

Everyone blinked, letting go of the sword. "Oh..."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard accidentally starts dropping the nukes as 100 is too many to juggle and the cosmere starts exploding.