The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm looked at the sword for a minute.

"Hm..." he said, thinking.

Unintelligible watched curiously. “Do you think the UoU normally accepts Narrators?” 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I have no idea what the UoU is really except it is a school of all knowledge or something."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I have no idea what the UoU is really except it is a school of all knowledge or something."

“That’s about as much as I know too.”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm remarked that the page was now 1800 A.T.C and that they should all go to Butt's party.

And then go to the University of Universes afterward.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt celebrated by granting all those that came Fartomancy.

[NameIess]

Moni was still having an existential crisis, so she decided not to go to the party. Unintelligible, of course, loved parties and pulled a disco ball out of his pack immediately.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard brought his friend Gandalf with all his fireworks.

[NameIess]

And of course everyone else in TLT came too. Every single conscious entity aside from Moni came to the party

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm remembered that he didn't like big parties all that much and left to try to figure out where the UoU was.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible pointed out that someone at the party could certainly tell him where the UoU was.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This did not include the Nameless Ends, and the skiens were not conscious at this point in time.

32 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I've heard that it is improbable to be able to kill a nameless as they always come back," screamed Wizard as he was chased around the world by dogs.

"Nameless Ends are Cosmic Entities, and have nothing to do with a nameless."

26 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless nodded knowingly. “So no one’s ever killed one, eh? Well, I’ll leave killing one to someone else. Banishing it sounds fun. Do we need a McGuffin of some sort?”

—

Unintelligible wandered over to the Wanderer. “Say, would you happen to know if the UoU is accepting new students? I still have a vague desire to learn.”

"No, we need to evacuate people from the place they are eating, and once they are done, they will leave, and we will no longer have to worry about them. It's starting already. Futures are vanishing."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately they weren't eating butt's party.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Do these Nameless Ends have something to do with the weird pulsings that we never figured out where they were coming from?" Bookwyrm asked.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

This did not include the Nameless Ends, and the skiens were not conscious at this point in time.

"Nameless Ends are Cosmic Entities, and have nothing to do with a nameless."

"No, we need to evacuate people from the place they are eating, and once they are done, they will leave, and we will no longer have to worry about them. It's starting already. Futures are vanishing."

Nameless nodded, shouting to be heard over the sound of the music. “So basically we don’t need to worry? The universe gets destroyed all the time. This is like the last place that Nameless Ends would be a threat.”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Do these Nameless Ends have something to do with the weird pulsings that we never figured out where they were coming from?" Bookwyrm asked.

"No, that is something else." Samanth said. the pulses are now a constant buzz, btw

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless nodded, shouting to be heard over the sound of the music. “So basically we don’t need to worry? The universe gets destroyed all the time. This is like the last place that Nameless Ends would be a threat.”

"Futures are vanishing, being consumed. This is not a universal threat, it is a Planar level threat. If any being runs out of future, they die. Even Narrators. Everyone needs to evacuate to the University of Universes.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Everyone needs to evacuate to the University of Universes.

Bookwyrm remembered that he was a narrator and Narrated everyone in TLT into the University of Universes.

Edited May 16, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This was where Butt's party was taking place, so not many people had to be moved.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Futures are vanishing, being consumed. This is not a universal threat, it is a Planar level threat. If any being runs out of future, they die. Even Narrators. Everyone needs to evacuate to the University of Universes.

“I’ll be fine. Besides, we’re already here.” Nameless shrugged. “I’ll just rough it at my house. No dang planar-ending cosmic threat is going to destroy my house”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"If this Nameless End follows its previous pattern, you might be safe. If we can get ahold of TOWWACBob's real name."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gandalf set of the fireworks and kept them going all through out the party. There was much dancing and partying among the participants

@CalanoCorvus

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"If this Nameless End follows its previous pattern, you might be safe. If we can get ahold of TOWWACBob's real name."

“I’ll be fine regardless.”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"If this Nameless End follows its previous pattern, you might be safe. If we can get ahold of TOWWACBob's real name."

"Luckily, considering everyone in TLT is here, TOWWACBob must be somewhere around here. Let's look for him."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But also since it was everyone from TLT there were a LOT of people there.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

But also since it was everyone from TLT there were a LOT of people there.

"How many people live in TLT, anyway?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Some where around 4 quadrillion I think"