The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

28 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Ah, excellent. You see everyone? That's a useful item. When 655 turns back into dust, you'll have something to put him in!"

655 sighed. Knowing his luck, it probably would be useful.

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 sighed. Knowing his luck, it probably would be useful.

"There there buddy. It'll be alright. Once you finish the quest, I'll make you turning-into-dust proof."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Bookwyrm, despite being a Narrator, decided to be a character, because he wanted to go on this quest out of curiosity,

"Can I join this quest?" he asked. "Also, what are we questing for?"

[NameIess]

"I don't know. Are you good at keeping a low profile? The quest is to deliver a party invitation to Sequence, a narrator who was imprisoned by the Witherlord."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

"I don't know. Are you good at keeping a low profile? The quest is to deliver a party invitation to Sequence, a narrator who was imprisoned by the Witherlord."

"Hm. I think I can manage to keep a low profile."

The Bookwyrm walked over to the bag of random quest items, reached in, and pulled out...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A kitten. A blue kitten.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was from the fourth dimension.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It had gotten lost there many years ago.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But now it was found.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

"See? That wasn't so bad. Now you can talk about what you got and why it's personally important to you! Perfect for character growth."

"This is not relevant to my backstory whatsoever." if you want his backstory, read Adventurers Wanted.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Great book would read it many times again, would be better if it had an audio book like kotlc would be better with an audio book. Thom carefully pulled out his harp and started tuning it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm put his new kitten on the ground.

"Do you have a name?" he asked it. The kitten, who could not respond, did not respond.

"I will name you Found," Bookwyrm said, considering that one of the other narrators had said that the kitten was now Found.

Just then, Found heard the sound of Thom's harp.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Found mewed happily and jumped into Bookwyrm's arms.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thom starts playing a poor wayfarring man of grief.

[NameIess]

16 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"This is not relevant to my backstory whatsoever." if you want his backstory, read Adventurers Wanted.

"Hmph. So you already have a fully fleshed-out backstory? No wonder it didn't work." Nameless crossed his arms. "Alright everyone, time to start the adventure. Rep, you can find the trail, right?" Rep gave Nameless a confused look. "What trail?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm frowned in confusion. "Where did you learn that song?" He asked Thom.

Found jumped out of Bookwyrm's arms and began sniffing for the trail.

Edited May 11, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I learned it from a man who passed me on my way. I had not power to ask his name."

[NameIess]

Rep looked at the cat. "I vote we follow Found."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Found liked this plan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

13 hours ago, Sequence said:

Everyone gave Thaidakar a flat look. "... Do you have barbecue...?"

Thaidakar nodded, "what monster wouldn't? I have every kind of chip on earth and beyond."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar nodded, "what monster wouldn't? I have every kind of chip on earth and beyond."

"... Could I have a bag of barbecue...?" Everyone asked, embarrassed at their apparent weakness.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"... Could I have a bag of barbecue...?" Everyone asked, embarrassed at their apparent weakness.

Thaidakar smiled softly, "Of course, always willing to give a, ah, friend a bag of chips." he gave Everyone the bag. he started eating his own bag of chips, Fritos.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smiled softly, "Of course, always willing to give a, ah, friend a bag of chips." he gave Everyone the bag. he started eating his own bag of chips, Fritos.

"...Thanks." Everyone said. They popped the entire bag into their mouth, foil and all.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"...Thanks." Everyone said. They popped the entire bag into their mouth, foil and all.

Thaidakar blinked.

Suddenly a rumbling sounded and eight hundred barbecue alivened chips burst out of Everyone's mouth. they weirded swords and axes, they ran off and started their own empire. the chipian empire.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar blinked.

Suddenly a rumbling sounded and eight hundred barbecue alivened chips burst out of Everyone's mouth. they weirded swords and axes, they ran off and started their own empire. the chipian empire.

Everyone stared at the chip army, then turned to look at Thaidakar. "What were in those chips?"