The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

Everyone stared at the chip army, then turned to look at Thaidakar. "What were in those chips?"

Thaidakar shrugged, "I bought them from Costco."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Reminds me of a veggie tales that the chips started going after larry.

[NameIess]

Nameless held out the bag to Unintelligible(?), Soulmover, and Impossible.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Soulmover stuck his hand in and drew out an hourglass filled with blueish energy, "nice."

Impossible grabbed a dagger that had a giant sapphire on its top.

Unintelligible looked warily but then stuck his hand in and pulled out a great sword, "that a pocket dimension or something?"

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Soulmover stuck his hand in and drew out an hourglass filled with blueish energy, "nice."

Impossible grabbed a dagger that had a giant sapphire on its top.

Unintelligible looked warily but then stuck his hand in and pulled out a great sword, "that a pocket dimension or something?"

"Or something. Anways everyone, good luck on the quest!" Nameless clapped his hands and everyone who wasn't a quest member was teleported elsewhere.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone stood next to Nameless. "This is a bad idea."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles walked into the room, "tell me Nameless, do you fear death?" his undead crew walked in, wearing barnacled white helmets and wielding badly used swords.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Everyone stood next to Nameless. "This is a bad idea."

"Nah, this is a great idea." Nameless smiled. "We even have a sort-of Unintelligible to help in the quest! It's perfect.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Darth Barnacles walked into the room, "tell me Nameless, do you fear death?" his undead crew walked in, wearing barnacled white helmets and wielding badly used swords.

"Uh, no. Not from you, at least. Why would I?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Nah, this is a great idea." Nameless smiled. "We even have a sort-of Unintelligible to help in the quest! It's perfect.

"Uh huh, and what happens when they inevitably encounter the Witherlord while trying to pull off the impossible?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Uh, no. Not from you, at least. Why would I?"

Darth Barnacles smiled, "You have much to learn narrator." the Darth walked up to Nameless, breath smelling like rotted sausages, "there is a secret here, someone is manipulating us all, the greatest enemy of all, the anti author. my duty is to find all there is to know about the anti-author, but I can never hope to fight them.

[NameIess]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Uh huh, and what happens when they inevitably encounter the Witherlord while trying to pull off the impossible?"

"Well, that's where I come in. I have a plan to distract the Witherlord. Should work pretty well."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Darth Barnacles smiled, "You have much to learn narrator." the Darth walked up to Nameless, breath smelling like rotted sausages, "there is a secret here, someone is manipulating us all, the greatest enemy of all, the anti author. my duty is to find all there is to know about the anti-author, but I can never hope to fight them.

Nameless raised his eyebrows. "Tell me more."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless raised his eyebrows. "Tell me more."

"I was tipped off by an informant that the anti-author's greatest ally was taking up resident here in TLT, the witherlord."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Well, that's where I come in. I have a plan to distract the Witherlord. Should work pretty well."

"Sure, Nameless. Have fun with that." Everyone vanished to watch the probably disastrous quest.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I was tipped off by an informant that the anti-author's greatest ally was taking up resident here in TLT, the witherlord."

"Interesting. Well, I'll keep an eye out for him. Thanks for the info."

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Sure, Nameless. Have fun with that." Everyone vanished to watch the probably disastrous quest.

Nameless vanished too.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Interesting. Well, I'll keep an eye out for him. Thanks for the info."

Nameless vanished too.

Darth Barnacles then smiled as he rubbed his barnacles, he started when he saw an army of chips running around.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Chipian Army attacked his shins, as he looked weally scawy.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the questing group had encountered their first obstacle: A flock of urn dragons.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

They were weally scawy.

[NameIess]

And also weally hungwy.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten was also weally hungwy, so he ate all of the urn dragons. He also ate a random chip that was running around for some reason.

The questers stared at Found in utter amazement.

[NameIess]

Rep looked at the others. "Uh, did you guys know the cat could do that?"

[Guest]

Goose is now found.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Blake Hawklow
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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Things that come from the 4th dimension can do very strange things.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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Goose is now found.

How dare you.

Some people screamed at the usage of non-bold text and confusion of cats.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Slightly more terrified of their cat, the party continued onwards towards their goal.