The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere nodded, "they are."

"I need to make a portal to get off this rock." said Soulmover.

"And what rock would that be, exactly?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"And what rock would that be, exactly?"

"this universe," said SOulmover casually, "I wouldn't fancy being here when the withergeists destroy everything. I hear linear has some free real estate."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"this universe," said SOulmover casually, "I wouldn't fancy being here when the withergeists destroy everything. I hear linear has some free real estate."

"You want to... what? Linear? Why didn't your author just put you there in the first place then? Isn't it impossible to get out of TLT? Or at least nigh-impossible?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"You want to... what? Linear? Why didn't your author just put you there in the first place then? Isn't it impossible to get out of TLT? Or at least nigh-impossible?"

"it is nearly impossible, but I have been gathering strong ingredients to do it, earwaxium, luxite, soul energy at a high amount, investiture, etc. it has been a long process. but im getting close."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

SOulmover said, "I am Soulmover. Earwaxium is something your friend Nowhere here keeps track of and mines to exuberant degrees."

A canon rolled in.

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The power that the Darkbeast holds can be created and destroyed.

What events?

Alex can start fighting withergeists right away. Controlled withergeists are much more dangerous.

okay, it is an eater of universes. It is not a Nameless End.

Can't tell you until they happen, only got a vague plan right now. Involves Nameless Ends (and possible the end of Nameless)

 what's going on with the knight? The skiens have everything.

17 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Reality flashed, and they were deep in a cave.

Behind them, the Darkbeast gave chase, ripping through reality like it was bread.

I did not foresee this, the survey admitted.

Another chicken appeared.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

A canon rolled in.

Soulmover blinekd. a new canon? interesting. he hoped he was a part of the canon.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"it is nearly impossible, but I have been gathering strong ingredients to do it, earwaxium, luxite, soul energy at a high amount, investiture, etc. it has been a long process. but im getting close."

"What's luxite?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"What's luxite?"

"do I have to explain everything to you?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"do I have to explain everything to you?"

"Well, yes. I seem to have lost all of my memories."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Well, yes. I seem to have lost all of my memories."

Soulmover gave Rep a long suffering look, "well I need to talk to Nowhere right now so skedaddle."

SOulmover turned to Nowhere, "so... earwaxium?"

Nowhere nodded and handed him a nugget, "sure, what info did you want?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Soulmover gave Rep a long suffering look, "well I need to talk to Nowhere right now so skedaddle."

SOulmover turned to Nowhere, "so... earwaxium?"

Nowhere nodded and handed him a nugget, "sure, what info did you want?"

Rep decided to go explore the canon.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep decided to go explore the canon.

it was hogwash, it was filled with a bunch of washed hogs.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

it was hogwash, it was filled with a bunch of washed hogs.

Rep came back with a dead hog, and decided to attempt to cook it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep came back with a dead hog, and decided to attempt to cook it.

Impossible chuckled, "want some help with that hog? I have some spices."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Impossible chuckled, "want some help with that hog? I have some spices."

Rep shook his head. "Nowhere said I was good at cooking. So I figured I'd try cooking it myself."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep shook his head. "Nowhere said I was good at cooking. So I figured I'd try cooking it myself."

"ok then." Impossible started cooking a mess of fries. the delicious smells wafted all over tlt.

Meanwhile Mythos held AdoKho in a headlock, "yield?"

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"ok then." Impossible started cooking a mess of fries. the delicious smells wafted all over tlt.

The delicious smells were completely covered up by the horrible smell of burning hog. "Looks like I'm not too good at it."

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Meanwhile Mythos held AdoKho in a headlock, "yield?"

AdoKho smiled. "Don't make me laugh. I will never yield to you. You killed my father, remember?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The delicious smells were completely covered up by the horrible smell of burning hog. "Looks like I'm not too good at it."

Impossible laughed, "do you want some help?"

Just now, Nameless said:

AdoKho smiled. "Don't make me laugh. I will never yield to you. You killed my father, remember?"

Mythos grinned, "that's what I expected." Mythos drew a luxsprite sword reeking with wither powers and narrator powers. he then slashed off Ado Kho's head.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Impossible laughed, "do you want some help?"

"Nah. I don't really like cooking, I decided."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Mythos grinned, "that's what I expected." Mythos drew a luxsprite sword reeking with wither powers and narrator powers. he then slashed off Ado Kho's head.

AdoKho's head regrew. "You really are arrogant, narrator. Did you really think that pathetic excuse for a quasi-corrupted Narrationblade could kill me?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Nah. I don't really like cooking, I decided."

"ok then, want some fries?" Impossible held platter of fries.

Just now, Nameless said:

AdoKho's head regrew. "You really are arrogant, narrator. Did you really think that pathetic excuse for a quasi-corrupted Narrationblade could kill me?

"I thought it was a good try." Mythos sighed.

Spook smiled as he watched the fight, "go on! go on! the banter is hilarious!"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"ok then, want some fries?" Impossible held platter of fries.

"Nah. I'm not hungry."

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I thought it was a good try." Mythos sighed.

Spook smiled as he watched the fight, "go on! go on! the banter is hilarious!"

"Yes. This fight shall indeed go on. It will go on until Mythos is dead, and my father avenged." AdoKho summoned a sword of pure darkness and stabbed Mythos in the chest.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

37 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"What's luxite?"

"How did you get Luxite?" a disembodied voice demanded.

The canon began to shoot out hogs, making them dirty in the process. If they are cleaned again, they will not be hogs.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"How did you get Luxite?" a disembodied voice demanded.

Rep jumped. "Who said that?" He looked around. "And can you tell me what Luxite is?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

17 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Yes. This fight shall indeed go on. It will go on until Mythos is dead, and my father avenged." AdoKho summoned a sword of pure darkness and stabbed Mythos in the chest.

Mythos yawned, "that feels weird."

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"How did you get Luxite?" a disembodied voice demanded.

The canon began to shoot out hogs, making them dirty in the process. If they are cleaned again, they will not be hogs.

SOulmover smiled, "why would I have to tell you?"

the canon was however not spelled right. the cannon was confused.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Rep jumped. "Who said that?" He looked around. "And can you tell me what Luxite is?"

"Luxite is solidified ordered-light energy. I am a disembodied voice." 

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Mythos yawned, "that feels weird."

SOulmover smiled, "why would I have to tell you?"

the canon was however not spelled right. the cannon was confused.

I knew I did something wrong. stupid spelling. 

From now on, the cannon was spelt correctly, and returned to a state of happy semi-sentience.