Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 Facepalm brutally murdered nameless. Then made some more cupcakes and ate them.
NameIess Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 Nameless was very put out to be brutally murdered. He sent Moni to avenge his death.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) Cryo opened a Perpendicularity, stepped into Shadesmar, took the concept of vengeance, and Soulcast it into a sandwich. Edited January 16, 2022 by CryoZenith
Experience he/him Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 Honor and Odium combine into the shard of Vengeance, and the sandwich becomes it's vessel.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 Everyone screamed.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 played his flute and ate a cupcake. He invited Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan to a cupcake party with all the Sharders. Adolin ate all of the cupcakes and then died, because he was allergic to mistwraiths.
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Then Kaladin stabbed Hoid in the face and went off to hunt down some chouta.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Facepalm had eaten all the chouta three months earlier, causing a vast famine in the country of Herdaz. Not wanted to be stabbed in the face, they hastily prepared some more and offered it to Kaladin.
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Kaladin grabbed the chouta, then threw it onto the ground. "That meat wasn't soulcast" he growled.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 "That's because it's Beyond meat, a vegetarian substitute for whitespine or whatever you make chouta out of. I'm vegetarian (except for the blood of my enemies, of course). Try it, you'll like it!" Facepalm picked up the chouta and again offered it to Kaladin. "Please don't kill me!"
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Kaladin growled at Facepalm and stalked off to go strangle some rocks with Adolin.
Mist she/her Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Shallan walked up to them a few minutes later, staring quizzically.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 She pitied the rocks. Seeing them strangled reminded her of her father. So Hoid...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 told Thaidakar to eat Shallan. Thaidakar in response slapped Hoid and did it anyway which then led to Nameless...
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 sitting down on the ground and sobbing pitifully.
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 His pet rock had just been murdered right in front of him.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Cryo peered into the Cognitive Realm, picking up the bead representing the pet rock. "I'm a rock" it whispered weakly, as if in the throes of death. "You will change, bruv" Cryo commanded, dismissively, dispassionate to the suffering of the pet rock. "I'm a rock..." it tried once more, but was too weak to resist the Soulcasting. Cryo returned his sight into the Physical realm, where the strangled rock had been replaced with happy, chittering, and notably non-strangled tiny larkin. "Thank me later. My rate is twenty five Breaths worth of Investiture per cast, but consider this a free sample."
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Nameless stared at the larkin for a second. Then he started crying harder.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 "Storms." Cryo rolled his eyes, taking in some Stormlight from his massive gem pouch and peering into the Cognitive once again. "Okay bruv, you're a storming rock if you wanna be one." He then returned to the Physical and handed Nameless his pet rock, now returned to its boring, rock-shape. "Here you go. Client's always right, what a load of crem..." he muttered to himself, trailing off.
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Nameless kept crying, cradling his dead pet rock.
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Szeth was like, “you know you’re a Narrator, right? You can just re-aliven him.”
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 "No publisher's gonna buy that twist." scoffed Cryo.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 18, 2022 Posted January 18, 2022 Thaidakar ascends to Narrator. He attempts to send Nameless on a worthless quest.
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