The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Szeth was still eating pizza.

[NameIess]

So Nameless stabbed him in the back with a cheese knife.

[Mortals]

This caused Szeth to turn into LIVING CHEESE, and as everyone knows LIVING CHEESE cannot transform.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Mortals

[NameIess]

Nameless took the living cheese and put it in the Ghanderflaffe empire's power core, where the narrativium was extracted from it.

[Mortals]

Sadly LIVING CHEESE and living cheese are different things

[NameIess]

But Nameless took both of them, so it didn't matter.

[Mortals]

LIVING CHEESE broke the ghanderflaffle’s power core, causing the empire to fall. (Also LIVING CHEESE and living cheese combined becoming LiViNg cHeEsE)

[NameIess]

Nameless stood on a cliff, watching the Ghanderflaffle empire fall. In his hand he held the LiViNg cHeEsE, most powerful substance in all of TLT.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And ate it.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Mortals]

LiViNg cHeEsE informed Nameless that it was still alive by punching Nameless (and itself) off the cliff. (Yes it did that while inside Nameless)

[NameIess]

Nameless coughed it up promptly.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Falling off the cliff, LiViNg cHeEsE retaliated against the cruel world by changing the text from bold to italic.

[NameIess]

TST has entered the chat.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Frustrated at Nameless’s bold text, the LiViNg cHeEsE stabs him in the back with the pointy rind bit of the cheese.

[NameIess]

Nameless banished the LiViNg cHeEsE to TST, the one thread that died more than 100,000PW.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“I’m back, you little mortal cremling,” said the LiViNg cHeEsE.

[NameIess]

Nameless ignored it. He was too trying to remember the ingredients to the no-TLT-to-TsT crossover spell.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

He never finished, because the LiViNg cHeEsE killed him.

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No, I’m not playing fair.

 

[NameIess]

Nameless came back to life and ate the cHeEsE again.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But the cHeEsE was a decoy! The LiViNg cHeEsE got away, and started plotting his next move.

[NameIess]

In the meantime, Nameless banished the LiViNg cHeEsE back to TST.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

LC promptly sealed itself in an indestructible bunker with a lock only it could open. His pronouns were unclear.

 

[Mortals]

The LiViNg cHeEsE became humanoid.

[NameIess]

And developed the ability to see through walls.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Through the walls of his bunker, it saw a cow.