The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Tim the janitor sighed. Yet another break in the fabric of space-time caused by a careless narrator. And he had to clean it up. again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tim felt a disturbance- as though his very existence was cliche. 

[NameIess]

Or rather, cliche in a way that used to be trope subverting, but was now becoming normal.

[AonEne he/him]

So Tim decided to study this strange feeling. 

[NameIess]

In a very cliche way.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He went to the experts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

that would happen to be you, seeing as I have just shattered the fourth wall.

again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They referred him to the consultants.

[Guest]

I don't get it. What mess does Tim the janitor have to clean up?

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said:

I don't get it. What mess does Tim the janitor have to clean up?

Ene got ninja'd and her post made no sense.

The consultants referred him to the gods.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who were busy throwing a potater party.

[NameIess]

And thus bureaucratsy struck again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At the hands of the autocrats.

[NameIess]

Who were really mean.

[Silva]

On the eighth day of every month.

[NameIess]

The rest of the time, they were pure evil.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

So evil, in fact, that their evilness leaked out into Tim the janitor.

Edited August 9, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing him to become Timothy Cleaner.

[NameIess]

He was a janitor, but evil.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

With evil cleaning sprays, evil mops, and evil dusters. Even his cleaning cart was evil.

[NameIess]

Other than that, he was basically the same.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He could clean people's clocks.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He could clean them so well that they somehow began to shoot hemalurgic spikes at anyone who passed. This may have been a result of his evil cleaning supplies.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A cookie was hit

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

and launched into a dark alley.