The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kings_way he/they]

Unfortunately, the only voice installer he could find was Hoid.

[AonEne he/him]

And his prices were scarily high. 

[Mortals]

Even higher than the ghanderflaffle empire. (Which was still rising)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

35 minutes ago, Mortals said:

Even higher than the ghanderflaffle empire. (Which was still rising)

Even though it had fallen.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Land in Ghander was very expensive

[midnight13 she/her]

so instead he bought five chulls

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And started a shell game.

[Quivil]

But lost to Hoid, forfeiting all his chulls.

[midnight13 she/her]

And so he was broke

[Quivil]

And so were all his shells.

[Voidspawn he/him]

A fat boomer ate a sandwich.

[+Doomstick he/him]

causing them to go boom

[Voidspawn he/him]

The fat boomer's name was Brandon Sanderson.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You. You do not do that.

Did someone give you too much sugar, @Voidspawn?

"This is getting COMPLETELY inappropriate for young readers," said Mr. Fiddlesticks. "Please come with me to the principal's office, er, Voo-ed-spoon."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Mr. Voodoospoon to the office," droned the teacher.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

[Voidspawn he/him]

put on a Voodoospoon costume and went to the office.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was suspended.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Voodoospoon was still there, wearing a Hoid costume.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He sat next to a demonic skull

[Voidspawn he/him]

And then ate it.

[Mortals]

It replaced his skull

[Voidspawn he/him]

So his face now looked ugliest.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It was an interesting day.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Almost as interesting as staring at a blank white wall for 48 hours with nothing to occupy yourself with.