The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Half-man, half-sleepless.

[Gak he/him]

all irrelevant

[Mortals]

As everything is

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of the void

[Mortals]

-bringers’ favorite food

Edited April 7, 2021 by Mortals

[+Doomstick he/him]

Pineapple

[Mortals]

Because it caused all irrelevancy it was therefor also irrelevant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and was a very self aware fruit

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With deep troubles.

[Silva]

It had spilled something on its shirt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it spilled water

[Gak he/him]

so it needed another-

Edited April 9, 2021 by Gak

[+Doomstick he/him]

17 new shirts

[Mortals]

And one slice of red cheese

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody was the Keeper of the Red Cheese

[Mortals]

Somebody was the keeper of the green cheese

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was @The Awakened Salad

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And Anybody was the keeper of the blue cheese.

[Mortals]

Everybody was the keeper of the black cheese

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick decided he wanted 54 blocks of red cheese, 57 of green, and 62 of blue cheese, though he spoke in hexadecimal.

[Mortals]

They wanted infinite black cheese but knew not to ask for an impossibility. 
 

Though on this thread nothing is impossible, and everything is irrelevant...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad nommed on the green cheese. 

[Toothless of Shinovar]

And then he realized that he is allergic to cheese!

[Flyingbooks]

The allergy was caused by a near-fatal exposure to puns in his childhood, which made his immune system treat all cheese and cheesiness as an invader.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

So he had to get to the hospital.