The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The French and Indian war began.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said:

Then the aforementioned Ohioans declared war.

The Texans rode to stop them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Armed with icicles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Icicles on bicycles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Wielding popsicles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

suddenly, Heracles

and yes, that means they were eye-si-cleez, etc.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ate some chees.

[AonEne he/him]

The rest of the states wondered if they should stop this. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The Solids voted no

[AonEne he/him]

and the Gaseous voted yes. It was up to the Liquids to decide. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Plasma and Bose Einstein were more than slightly upset they were not a part of the council.

I don't know if they are considered states of matter, I am going off what I learned when I was in 3rd grade so I could be wrong...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But opening that gate would have made things too complicated, so they were excluded.

[AonEne he/him]

They plotted revenge while waiting for the Liquids. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

“I declare bankruptcy!” declared the liquids.

[AonEne he/him]

The banks sputtered in protest. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

the river banks, of course

[AonEne he/him]

They had more than enough water to be happy, thank you very much. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had liquidated their assets

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Leaving the banks high and dry.

[AonEne he/him]

(Because that was what the consultant they'd hired had told them to do.) 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The banks were salty about this.

[+Doomstick he/him]

nobody knew why, the rivers were freshwater

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The salt came from salt trees.

[AonEne he/him]

They grew all around rivers in this country. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They synthesized it from the chlorine gas in the air.