The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The landlord was very strict.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Bill's friend was excellent

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were willing to pay off the landlord.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But Ted, the friend, had to go on an adventure with Bill

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So Bill was on his own.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Bill, however was on an excellent adventure

[Shallan_Davar she/her]

Rhey ran the course with sweaty hands.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Law of the Bold was enforced, and Bill and Ted's hands were not sweaty.

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, they were made of silver.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It was rather inconvenient.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the plus side, they could always sell their fingernails.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but they didn't grow back

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Until they went home.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

So, obviously, they never went there.

Edited February 17, 2021 by Shard of Reading
Have you ever had a grammar error while editing out another grammar error? Yeah. It's fun.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since they liked being broke.

[+Doomstick he/him]

like their fingernails

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But the finger nails didn't like being broke.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they preferred being broken

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Their owners liked them that way too.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was hard to achieve the perfect level of brokenness

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they had special filers hired.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but then the nails weren't broken!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was a dilemma.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they forgot if they were solid silver or just had silver nails

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they asked a consultant.