The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

And one with average income. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But those were less important.

[AonEne he/him]

The most important was the bean that owned an axehound. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The subject of a new show on TLT TV.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the bean's name was...

[AonEne he/him]

30 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The subject of a new show on TLT TV.

(Which was pronounced 'tiltvee'.) 

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was often written as "V"

see what I didd there?

[AonEne he/him]

Yes  

23 minutes ago, AonDii said:

the bean's name was...

Justice. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But people called them Thath

[AonEne he/him]

...which was occasionally missaid as... 

[+Doomstick he/him]

math

[AonEne he/him]

They didn't mind this, and so became known as Math among a subset of people. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

they called those people "mathletes"

[AonEne he/him]

and to them, math had always been justice anyway. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

just ice, that is

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They wrote on ice.

[+Doomstick he/him]

just ice, nothing else

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made it necessary to write rather quickly.

[+Doomstick he/him]

unless one lived in Gerdsi

[The Technovore he/him]

Because the intense atmospheric pressures on that planet caused water to always be in a solid state.

[AonEne he/him]

They wrote this way because their parents had taught them to. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was unclear how they lived though

[AonEne he/him]

but only to people born at age three. 

[The Technovore he/him]

Because people born at age three were not only lazy slowpoke womb-hogs, but also often came with severe neuro-atrophy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and potatoes