The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

all the rings were on one finger

[The Technovore he/him]

Butt had stolen the rings too, and were now using them as coinshot ammo for the last unfortunate security guard on Scadrian Waffles. He then took every individual spoon from the studio drawer and bent them in half, before...

Edited February 9, 2021 by The Technovore

[AonEne he/him]

...selling them to people, lying and saying they were bent by a psychic.

[The Technovore he/him]

After selling 350 fraudulent spoons on live tv, he turned to the cameras and screamed in his best lunatic voice "WHAT DOES HEALTAH MEAN?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody still knew, but nobody else did

[AonEne he/him]

Except spambots.

[+Doomstick he/him]

only one of those knew, however

[The Technovore he/him]

Sir Spamminton #230-Alpha, who happened to LOVE watching Scadrian Waffles

[AonEne he/him]

It was watching it right now, in fact.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Excitingly, it called in.

[The Technovore he/him]

It called in so excitingly that it caused the roof of the set to cave in. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing the program to come to an abrupt end.

[The Technovore he/him]

Thus ensuring that the narrators never had to deal with actually defining what HEALTAH was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was disappointed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He didn't have popcorn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the show had ended.

[Experience he/him]

So he decided to go and buy some more popcorn.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He switched to the popcorn channel.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but videos of popcorn were not enough

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he ordered some from Mars.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it wasn't known why popcorn came from mars

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or why it tasted so good.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the answer, however, was butter

[The Technovore he/him]

It didn't get any butter than this.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Somebody butter stop this before it gets out of control!