The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

a nanodollar was actually worth 22 normal dollars

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Butt had more than enough to pay.

[+Doomstick he/him]

you see, he had about 100 dollars

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He had won the lottery.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and he then sold his winnings of a battery

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To the government.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was battered down

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And recycled.

[AonEne he/him]

And then eaten.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and there was much rejoicing.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For it had become cheese.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Everybody likes cheese

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Except for Nobody.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Nobody wasn't Everybody

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He wasn't Anybody.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nor was he Somebody

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was, quite certainly, Nobody.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Nobody had a craving for seafood. 

[AonEne he/him]

Especially shrimp.

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But only jumbo shrimp.

[AonEne he/him]

They liked the oxymoron.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they set out for the jumboest shrimp they could find

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was approximately fifteen feet in length.

[Silva]

And exceptionally good at hiding.

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It had extreme paranoia.