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The judge silenced the Redundancy Ninjas' antics with a second firm glare and some severe gavel pounding.
"Yes." He said, tiredly. "Just please, bailiff, get them out of my court."

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Ene offered to bribe the judge with a pangender flag instead.

We used they, she, and he for this person :P

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lol that's actually my bad, when I wrote that I was reading page 1410, I was about to edit it in a panic when I realized it still pretty much fit, but then I got the gender wrong XDDD

The judge waved the flag away, explaining that she had only been momentarily confused by the cookies. She was fine now. She still really needed those ninjas out of her court.

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1410 being the last one from my lowly non-moderator perspective
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"Today on Scadrian Waffles! The Horneater Surprise kicks up the heat with these three exotic spices! Also, how does YOUR Radiant order effect your favorite flavor of Ghanderflaffle Flapjacks? The answer will surprise you! And now, your host,...

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But that was okay, because Butt Venture also hated cooking. That was why today he'd infiltrated the show and stolen the host's Identity. 

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"Johnathooonn--Jonathon? Wait, that's not Jonathon! Wait, someone stop him!" Butt first grabbed the waffle iron, raising it over his head and snapping it in half. He threw one half at a security guard in front of him, beaning him in the forehead, then turned around with another half to catch another guard's head.

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emphasis needs to be on the last syllable
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29 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

lol that's actually my bad, when I wrote that I was reading page 1410, I was about to edit it in a panic when I realized it still pretty much fit, but then I got the gender wrong XDDD

This is TLT, we roll with everything! Every pronoun :P

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Which is why the host of Scadrian Waffles was actually 32 Jons, from the planet Jon, which was the 3,479th non-Canon Cosmere Planet. Well, now 17. Since... well frankly Butt killed the others.

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