The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Technovore he/him]

The CotS (the conspirators) quickly checked the spheres for Stormlight.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had none

[AonEne he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

The CotS (the conspirators) quickly checked the spheres for Stormlight.

They were dun. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN  

[+Doomstick he/him]

the Redundancy Ninjas attacked

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene spiked them for daring to imply her dun pun wasn't the best thing in the world. She was dun with their attacks. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ene was annoyed

[AonEne he/him]

The ninjas were left brokenly strewn behind her. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were injured

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they were healed with nutritious food.

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then they disappeared

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To parts unknown.

[+Doomstick he/him]

where the Shard of Redundancy reigned

[AonEne he/him]

Parts Unknown was an auto repair shop. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They specialized in discontinued auto parts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they sold auto parts that were no longer made

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Auto parts that could no longer be purchased elsewhere.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Car pieces that the manufacturer had stopped producing

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since people had stopped buying them.

[AonEne he/him]

"Hang on, the Redundancy Ninjas attacked me, but not this?" Ene waved at the above posts. "Can I take them to court?" 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ways of the Redundancy Ninjas were far beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. Or mere immortals, for that matter.

[The Technovore he/him]

The Redundancy Ninjas' motives, in fact, were so mysterious, that no one knew what they were.

Edited February 8, 2021 by The Technovore
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[AonEne he/him]

Ene took them to court anyway.  

[The Technovore he/him]

And she sued them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And, for good measure, prosecuted her case.

[AonEne he/him]

"Do I win?" she asked the judge hopefully.